Now That I Am 30 Years Old..

Hoon

Hoon

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Some things have changed..

The Differences?


Then: The perfect high.
Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.

Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.

Then: Rolling Stones.
Now: Kidney stones.
 
I remember when I was a kid...

Thinking my father, Paul D. was the smartest dude alive.
Now that I think back...I realize he wasn’t.

He said things like..
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

-The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

-I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

-The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

-Never lick a steak knife.
 
People say to me..

"Why don't you have kids?"

I use to be speechless but now I just say..
"I like kids....I just can't eat a whole one."
 
Hoon said:
Some things have changed..

The Differences?


Then: The perfect high.
Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.

Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.

Then: Rolling Stones.
Now: Kidney stones.
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Yup!!!

... and then it becomes;

Soon: Perfect high yield mulch
Soon: Popping your cloggs
Soon: Weed fertiliser
Soon: Stone-dead
 
Ahhh, yes Joe..

Young people...
Cherish it while you can.
Pretty soon, you wont be able to maintain a boner without holding a gun to her head.
 
I remember when if I stayed up until morning I had "conqured the night"

Now, If I see daylight without sleeping I have a look on my face like someone had just introduced me to running water for the first time
 
I remember when I was young, I dated a gymnast named Gidget.

Now I date whichever woman collects the most alimony from her ex.
 
I remember when I was a kid...
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I remember when I was thirty. It's not as big a difference as you think. But you wan't realize that for at least ten more years unless you're smarter than I was (hardly the most difficult thing in the world). :p
 
We just refer to it as pills - no-one really bothers to call it anything else.

Weird though - we call other drugs that come in pill form by other names.
 
That's because you're from HOTLANTA...the mecca of drug acronyms.

I'm from upstate New York..the mecca of cow pastuers.
 
gee Hoon your only 30. :nerd:
I hope you don't hit a big depression like my sister did when she hit 40.
The big 4 0 will be my turn next year, and it won't bother me a bit.
I still don't, and probably won't have any kids. (of my own)
 
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