Gonz said:
Winky & his 7 barefoot & pregnant brides notwithstanding,
ah crap dood I've only gots one Wife of 23 years
shes nevah had to change a tire, take out the trash
mow the lawn kill a spider er Make the majority of the income...
I’ve never raised a hand to her (tho I've wanted too
)
Hell I've never even cursed her (she can't say the same)
She's my beloved Wifey Poo Ya gotta treat yer wimen folk
like Wimen folk or fer ya know it they'll think their men and you'll have to smack em' like ya would a Man
but state law sez you'll end up in the hoosegow for that
and rightly so!!!
(guess blastin’ an enemy Wo-Man would be alright wouldn’t it Lord?)
Iffin' my wife wanted to be a man then I sho nuff ain't gonna be married to no Man!
Iffin’ she’s a gonna stay ‘round here she can take turns haulin'
out the trash and I want 23 years back rent!!!
But I ain't carrin' no babies in mah tummy no siree
that's ware I draw the LINE!!!