Orgasmatron Puts Tech in Sex

[BeardofPants]

*nods*

at least it was that way until pelvic floor exercises became "in the know"

Yeah, there goes the plan of shoving the tv up there as well.

 

[Oz]

Yeah, there goes the plan of shoving the tv up there as well.

In the old days yer could take a book, flashlight and a packed lunch........us lads just had to make sure we tied our ankle to the bedpost........for safety reasons

 

[fury]

I heard back in the day you could find anything from a set of keys, to the car the keys go to in there. Has anyone ever managed to drive the car out of there?

 

[Oz]

I heard back in the day you could find anything from a set of keys, to the car the keys go to in there. Has anyone ever managed to drive the car out of there?

I used to always keep an eye open for car reverse lights in the distance.....

 

[Inkara1]

...and it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of her tunnel is a freight train coming your way.

 

[Urlysis]

You People are such bunch of perverse, inappropriate, out of order, abnormal miscreants.

I love it.

 

[BeardofPants]

...and it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of her tunnel is a freight train coming your way.

Ah! So that explains the sheep!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Trust a Kiwi to shove a sheep up there too

 

[BeardofPants]

Trust a Kiwi to shove a sheep up there too

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New Zealand
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sheep fuckers


Can't fight it now, can I?

 

[AlphaTroll]

But tell me - do your gynies use velcro gloves instead of the usual latex?

 

[BeardofPants]

But tell me - do your gynies use velcro gloves instead of the usual latex?

Nar, they just use wheetabix to lure them out with. Perfectly normal practice.

 

[tonksy]

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New Zealand
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sheep fuckers


Can't fight it now, can I?

*traumatized as my mother is from new zealand*

 

[BeardofPants]

*traumatized as my mother is from new zealand*

Now, now Tonksy, it's really not that bad, once you get over that whole smelly fluffy thing... Hmm.

 

[AlphaTroll]

*makes mental note to keep legs closed at all times if ever she travels to NZ*

For the first time ever I feel the urge to actually listen to my mother's advise.....she always told me that the best way to ensure The Pill is 100% effective was to keep it pinched between yer knees..........will definitely keep that in mind down under & yonder.

 

[tonksy]

Now, now Tonksy, it's really not that bad, once you get over that whole smelly fluffy thing... Hmm.

lord, if you knew what a stuffed shirt my mom is you would find this terribly humorous...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yeah, but she made sure you would be fluffy & cuddly as all hell when she fucked little *insert name of famous sheep*....... Little Richard

 

[BeardofPants]

lord, if you knew what a stuffed shirt my mom is you would find this terribly humorous...

Eesh! What happened to you?

 

[a13antichrist]

*makes mental note to keep legs closed at all times if ever she travels to NZ*

For the first time ever I feel the urge to actually listen to my mother's advise.....she always told me that the best way to ensure The Pill is 100% effective was to keep it pinched between yer knees..........will definitely keep that in mind down under & yonder.

You've hardly got anything to worry about, it's the sheep that have to look over their shoulders every 3 seconds. You won't even need that pill, the guys are much too interested in the sheep...

 

[tonksy]

Eesh! What happened to you?

drugs.

 

[AlphaTroll]

You've hardly got anything to worry about, it's the sheep that have to look over their shoulders every 3 seconds. You won't even need that pill, the guys are much more interested in the sheep...

LOL