Parents say the darnedest things...

a gem from a few days ago...

SIT DOWN, DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE, AND CLEAN THIS MESS UP IMMEDIATELY!!!

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I few classics from my Dad:

"I'll just be dipped in shit and rolled in corn flakes!"

"Boy, I'll whup you 'til you rope like okra."

"I'm so hungry I could eat a mule dick fried in axle grease."

"If I tell you a rooster can pull a plow, you just hook him up."

"I don't care if syrup goes to a dollar a sop...."

"I don't care if it hair-lips the whole bunch..."

The bad thing is that he would use these sometimes when he was genuinely pissed off, and it wasn't always easy to keep a straight face...
 
When my parents would say ridiculas things like that to me I woudl always have to try SO hard not to laugh especially if it was my dad cause I knew if I laugh then steam woudl prolly shoot out of his ears or something.
 
SIT DOWN, DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE, AND CLEAN THIS MESS UP IMMEDIATELY!!!
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If there's any kid out there who could do that, I move that he be elected into some kind of hall of fame.
 
And the ever famous "What are you doing?!", coupled with the ever so popular "Nothing" response.
 
Something my mother can add to this:
Last night we were talking abut having a "movie in the courtyard" night on Thursday since the high school doesn't have school on Friday and I forgot for the moment that my younger kids do have school. My mom looks at my daughter and goes, "you have school on Friday? Wow. Guess it sucks to be you."


:D
 
Come dance with mommy!

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