pearls of wisdom...

[Squiggy]

Hmmm...Now, thats a rub of a different color...

 

[Q]

How now brown cow?

 

[PT]

Mr. Brown can Moo, can you?

 

[Q]

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

.....apparently

 

[Squiggy]

Let he who is without sin laugh the loudest...

 

[Q]

He who laughs last...is probably a big fat sinner

 

[Q]

You can lead a horse to water, but kicking him probably won't make him thirsty.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Heard this exchange once:

Person 1: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

Person 2: "Yeah, we can make him drink! I'll hold his head in the water, and you suck on his ass."

 

[Q]

 

[dan]

there is no Hell for the sinner no heaven for the Pure the only time is the HERE AND NOW(anton LeVey and my apologies if this offended anyone)

i got that book... was far less controversial than i thought it would be

 

[Ardsgaine]

He's that Satanist isn't he?

I gotta about as much use for them as I do Baptists...

(qua Baptists, Jerrek-- no offense intended)

 

[PT]

You got a problem with us Southern Baptists? Why we're just gonna have to go get drunk and kick your ass.

Oh wait, that's right I'm catholic. Lets go get drunk and kick some ass.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Baptists aren't 'posed to drink.

 

[PT]

I'll bring that up next time I see the Good Reverend down and Mo and Waldos.

 

[Squiggy]

My Reverend, Jim Baker, says lots of things are really OK even though the Good Book says they're not...

 

[Ardsgaine]

Baptists aren't 'posed to fornicate either.

 

[Squiggy]

Reverend Jim says its ok if you're forced to...

 

[PT]

They don't drink and they don't fuck? What the hell do they do?

 

[PT]

Woops. They're probably not 'posed to cuss either, are they?

 

[Squiggy]

Talk about people who do...