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[Gonz]

I wish to abolish blenders before anybody else is killed. Already innumerable finger & hair accidents. Stop it early & we'll escape the nightmare of automobiles & knives, guns & McDonalds.

Blender is weapon in city slaying
Husband admits hitting wife 20 times in head
By Masaaki HaradaThe Journal Gazette

A Fort Wayne man charged with murder Monday in the death of his wife told police he struck her head at least 20 times with a blender last week.

The Allen County Coroner’s Office declared Caroline Taylor’s death Tuesday Allen County’s 23rd homicide this year. Coroner Dr. E. Jon Brandenberger ruled the cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head.

Local rag

 

[paul_valaru]

no, we jsut have to put a warning sticker

"Blender is not to be used as blunt weapon"


how long before someone sues the blender maker?

 

[Professur]

Gonz, be reasonable. How could we make marguritas without blenders?

 

[Gonz]

Marguerita makers lead to violence.

 

[paul_valaru]

Marguerita makers lead to violence.

Marquerita makers lead to wet t-shirt contests!!!

 

[chcr]

Marquerita makers lead to wet t-shirt contests!!!

Nothing personal, Paul, but I really don't care to see you in a wet t-shirt.

 

[MrBishop]

Marquerita makers lead to wet t-shirt contests!!!

Wet t-shirt contests lead to no-t-shirt contests, which lead to coming home drunk and covered with lipstick, which leads to drunkenly trying to convince the wife that you were at work late, which leads to arguments, which leads to blender tossing incidents. Why can't we all be friends?

 

[paul_valaru]

Nothing personal, Paul, but I really don't care to see you in a wet t-shirt.

to rephrase


marguerita makers lead to women in wet t-shirts

 

[catocom]

No can do Gonz...
"Blenders don't kill people, guns do",
oops wrong...
"People do kill blenders. guns do"
oops wrong again....
um
"Guns don't kill people, blenders do"
no..no..that's not it
ah yes..
"Blenders don't kill people, people do"

 

[MrBishop]

Why he didn't take off the plastic bit and use the quickly rotating sharp bit is beyond me.

It's like beating someone to death with a shotgun... why both buying bullets.

 

[Professur]

Have you ever even seen a blender, Bish?

 

[Gonz]

pssst, rifles & handguns-bullets, shotguns-shells

 

[MrBishop]

pssst, rifles & handguns-bullets, shotguns-shells

What about solid shells as opposed to many little bearings? They still called shells?
Can you tell that I don't hunt with rifles?

 

[HomeLAN]

Still called shells. They're slug shells, but still shells.

My personal fav is sabot shells.

 

[DewMan]

My wife never tryed to hit me with a blender but did ask me to hold one
while i was in the tub once

 

[Leslie]

dude, I think next time you're interested in a female you should get a second opinion.

 

[BeardofPants]

Nothing personal, Paul, but I really don't care to see you in a wet t-shirt.

Paulie, ya got something to share? Tiaras? Wet tee-shirts? High heels? ....

 

[Professur]

Paulie, ya got something to share? Tiaras? Wet tee-shirts? High heels? ....

Be ever so glad you're not sleeping in the next room.

 

[paul_valaru]

dude, I think next time you're interested in a female you should get a second opinion.

I get that advice a lot

 

[Gato_Solo]

Gonz, be reasonable. How could we make marguritas without blenders?

Hammer and 'martini shaker'?