So guys, would you let another guy go down on you?

[Ardsgaine]

]Wanna bet?

Reason #57 Why You Should Never Surf The Same Bulletin Board As Your Gay Nephew...


Bwahahahahahaha!

 

[Spirit]

I believe I know what I'm doing... at least the results I get are good

*Hint for guys - eat lots of pineapple

 

[Jeslek]

Indeed, pineapple = sweetness.... And lay off the meat.

 

[unclehobart]

stuble is even worse.

 

[Squiggy]

*Hint for guys - eat lots of pineapple

I don't know her ....

 

[Aunty Em]

If you want a blow job, get a guy to do it. Why? Because he's a guy of course, he knows what it feels like. Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

 

[unclehobart]

You mean Ive been doing it wrong?

*drops meat tenderizing mallet*

 

[AlladinSane]

Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

You don't know me

 

[Aunty Em]

Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

You don't know me

I said "most men". There have been one or two who have hit the right spot with a little direction from me.

 

[unclehobart]

ok... give me a clue. Whats the Auntie way? Lightly sneaking in from the edges ... gentle random touches? Up and down? side to side? swirlies? Alphabet? rythymic tapping? a little tug .. a little tweak? eye contact? candelight?

 

[Spirit]

 

[unclehobart]

I always found morse code to be a good opener ... *dot, dot, dot, dash, dash ,(pause), dash, dot, brush the doorbell, brush, reverse swirly, dot, dot, up down, (repeat as need for 4 hours)

 

[Aunty Em]

ok... give me a clue. Whats the Auntie way? Lightly sneaking in from the edges ... gentle random touches? Up and down? side to side? swirlies? Alphabet? rythymic tapping? a little tug .. a little tweak? eye contact? candelight?

 

[Aunty Em]

I always found morse code to be a good opener ... *dot, dot, dot, dash, dash ,(pause), dash, dot, brush the doorbell, brush, reverse swirly, dot, dot, up down, (repeat as need for 4 hours)

I'm not sure my poor heart could stand it for 4 hours!

 

[unclehobart]

Then I guess I don't need to tell you about the 8 hour 'round the world' special treatment then.

 

[Aunty Em]

Then I guess I don't need to tell you about the 8 hour 'round the world' special treatment then.

Tell me! Tell me!

 

[unclehobart]

no no... that one has to be done in person. Its like a nice pressie ... the anticipation and mystery are half of the pleasure.

*puts a soft blindfold on Auntie*

resistance is futile ... but makes it more fun for me nonetheless.

 

[Aunty Em]

resistance is futile

Funny, that's what I was going to say....I don't mind if you tie me up a little...

*giggle

Umm Unc...... OH UNC!!! ...................

 

[unclehobart]

I haven't even mentioned my magic pinkie finger yet. Its got more moves than Saturday Night Fever.

 

[Ardsgaine]

C'mon guys, get a (chat) room.