Jon said:Well, just to make y'all jealous, I've found the perfect woman She's fucking nuts about me and I'm the same about her
Incidentally, I've just gotten my first drunken phone call from her ... "elloooo Jon i love you loads i'm a bit pissed but a love you loads louise's here go n' sleep with that bloke i'll ring you later Jon love you loads n' i'm missing you a hell of a lot..."*click*
RD_151 said:5%? You guys are being awfully generous aren't ya. I thought it was less than 1%. And after a while, you realize even that 1% is just an illusion