SPAM WARS, Episode IX, Justintime spams back

[Luis G]

which beer are we talking about ??

 

[outside looking in]

um... something that has to be in a glass... guiness maybe.

 

[Justintime]

funny

 

[ris]

slice of beer, glass of pizza, and nicely typed magazine, a double-mouse , cup of coffee and some of that dexterity, right?

 

[Justintime]

the dexterity was trilling

 

[ris]

dextrosity, it's sweeter

 

[Justintime]

say it with 'dextrosity'

 

[ris]

for that genuine sugary buzzzzzz

 

[outside looking in]

I thought chococomochocaeasterastero required sugar... natural sugar, and lots of it.

 

[ris]

it might contain only 23% sugar but it is 110% sweet!

 

[outside looking in]

OK, as long as it's natural sugar then.

 

[ris]

well....most of it is natural sugar....

 

[outside looking in]

There's sugar in alcohol, right?

 

[Luis G]

Yeap,

 

[Shadowfax]

Wow...and I thought I was weird

 

[Luis G]

You're sober......

 

[ris]

there's no alcohol in original chocomochareastero, but the new line of vodkamochareastero is packed full of high quality russian floor-hitting fluid.

the benzadrine also helps in the numbing effects...

 

[outside looking in]

Can you get that with Kahlua as well?

 

[ris]

unfortunately kaluha and the patented chocomochareastero recipe can form dangerous clouds of lethal, but sweet tasting, nerve agent

 

[Luis G]

ris....can you correct the spell in the world cup thread[/siz]