SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Know what really freaked me about it? I got a barn...well, more like a dirt floor garage, but humor a redneck. I KNOW they's legless reptiles in that place.
I keep m'boat there.
I can't swim.
I get that boat out on the water one day and a snake comes crawlin' out from where we store the extra life jackets etc and I'm a dead man. It'll be a race between drowning when I jump off or heart attack when the bastard gets too close to me.
Note to self: Put mothballs all OVER that boat. Tommorrow. Morning. Early.
I keep m'boat there.
I can't swim.
I get that boat out on the water one day and a snake comes crawlin' out from where we store the extra life jackets etc and I'm a dead man. It'll be a race between drowning when I jump off or heart attack when the bastard gets too close to me.
Note to self: Put mothballs all OVER that boat. Tommorrow. Morning. Early.