State of the Union address

[unclehobart]

To make this godawful pack of windbaggery tolerable I have devised a game.

Every time you hear the word 'democracy', you pour an ounce of beer into a glass. When you hit 10, you must drink.
Every time your hear something with the root word 'terror', you pour an ounce of wine. When you hit 5, you must drink.
Every time you hear the phrase 'American people', you pour 1/2 an ounce of liquor. When you hit a jigger (1.5 oz), you must drink.

Every time you hear the word 'freedom', you take your drink that is closest to the top and remove it from the table and start with a fresh glass.

Every time you hear the concept 'tax reduction', you take what whiskey you have on the penalty table and drop it into the beer as a boilermaker. The beer is now frozen in place and cannot be removed.

If you hear the phrase 'social security', you must down every drink across the board asap.

 

[paul_valaru]

thank god for canadian channels dont' have to watch.

since it's not my nation and all

 

[unclehobart]

Makes me wish I was in Canada right now just to avoid it.

 

[paul_valaru]

Makes me wish I was in Canada right now just to avoid it.

all channels are carrying it, I know Nat is watching canadian TV, so I guess there must be nothing on....

oh wait she flipped to that nick and jessica show.....the state of the union is more interesting

 

[Oz]

It's on the telly here now.........thousands of brit insomiacs are at this moment counting themselves lucky

 

[Professur]

To make this godawful pack of windbaggery tolerable I have devised a game.

Every time you hear the word 'democracy', you pour an ounce of beer into a glass. When you hit 10, you must drink.
Every time your hear something with the root word 'terror', you pour an ounce of wine. When you hit 5, you must drink.
Every time you hear the phrase 'American people', you pour 1/2 an ounce of liquor. When you hit a jigger (1.5 oz), you must drink.

Every time you hear the word 'freedom', you take your drink that is closest to the top and remove it from the table and start with a fresh glass.

Surely you're not gonna just waste it?

Every time you hear the concept 'tax reduction', you take what whiskey you have on the penalty table and drop it into the beer as a boilermaker. The beer is now frozen in place and cannot be removed.

What, more waste?

If you hear the phrase 'social security', you must down every drink across the board asap.

Including the frozen and removed ones?

 

[A.B.Normal]

Glad to have a Playstation2 and Internet

 

[unclehobart]

Surely you're not gonna just waste it?
Not at all. It just goes back into reserves until it is needed for future penalties.

What, more waste?
No, no... Frozen merely means that you cannot remove the glass from the table by hearing the word 'freedom' You wait until it is either full and drink or you hear 'social security' and drink everything.

Including the frozen and removed ones?
Frozen... yes
removed... no

 

[tonksy]

very inventive way of livening up the addresses.

 

[paul_valaru]

very inventive way of livening up the addresses.

aside from the achohol poisoning at the end of the night

 

[tonksy]

aside from the achohol poisoning at the end of the night

well..if you can't scratch with the big cats, stay outta the sand box...

 

[Professur]

aside from the achohol poisoning at the end of the night

That's why evolution gave mankind the ability to projectile vomit.

 

[paul_valaru]

That's why evolution gave mankind the ability to projectile vomit.

to bad evolution didn't give us an automatic response to roll over after we did


RIP jimi

 

[Professur]

Notice that those who can are still around. That's how evolution works.

 

[paul_valaru]

good point

let's take warning labels off things and give evolution a jump start

 

[Professur]

Ah've bin say'n that fur yee-ars.

Someone explain to me why a box of toothpicks needs instructions printed on the side.

 

[paul_valaru]

Ah've bin say'n that fur yee-ars.

Someone explain to me why a box of toothpicks needs instructions printed on the side.

americans suing the companies?

 

[tonksy]

or shampoo...my daughter can do it and she can't read.

 

[paul_valaru]

hey I used the iron without ever reading the instruction, or warning, and never once did it occure to me to iron my shirt while wearing it

 

[Oz]

They should put instructions on feather dusters.......I've had one for years and I still can't find the button to turn the damn thing on