AnomalousEntity
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A good friend asked me if I was ok today and below is my response:
I have a hole in my foot, a root canal that never got crowned, a few cavities, mild seasonal asthma, escalating irratible bowel syndrome, a few too many pounds, dandruff, a mild but ever present case of hemorrhoids and apparantly jock itch, I cant see good, and my knees hurt when I squat too much, and my wrists hurt when I bowl, and my back hurts when I lift things, and Im horney all the time. I have a short attention span, I live beyond my means, I am jealous as hell, I cant spell very good, my family is beyond dysfunctional, I have an awful fear of public speaking, my hearing is diminished, I like guns and skanky women (but only for one thing), my best friends were rednecks and back stabbers, my ex wife was a redneck cheating back stabbing bitch from hell (who just happened to be really hot), I have a knack for staying in constant trouble at work, Im obsessive about my work and I get completely frustrated when people dont do their jobs or things are not done well (to the point that it makes me crazy), Im a sarcastic, smart assed, below average intelligent looser with small calf muscles (stick legs), I was not popular in school, I could never get a girlfrend till college, and I "fall" for people who are merely nice to me. At the same time I completely roll over the feelings and hurt people who fall for me. No one (or almost no one) gets my sense of humor, I get excited and loud and sound very stupid about certain topics. I go to great lengths to "impress" people for no apparrant reason (and it usually doesnt work and they think Im a moron). When I try to make a good impression, I get shy and everyone just assumes Im stuck up. When I try to have intelligent conversation, i get overly detailed and get accused of being "arrogant". When it comes to topics I do know somthing about, I just cant resist the urge to try and "educate" people and again get accused of being arrogant. I am terrible at estimating peoples knowledge of a topic and get people pissed at any where from "talking down to them" to "over explaining" to talking above their heads with "alphabet soup". I have no friends (one real close friend/intimate friend) , I enjoy games but suck at them. I cant stand being around other guys as they all strike me as being ignorant/moronic rednecks who spend all their time making stupid ass jokes over and over that no one gives a shit about anyway. I get accused of being gay all the time (presumably because of the preppy cloths I wear and the fact that I keep to myself). I always have people say "ma'am" to me on the phone and at drive in menus. I have seen/contributed to peoples death and it does not bother me in the slightest (giving morphine to dying patients). I eat stuff that has been dropped on the ground or is discolored in the fridge. I can quote the exact knock down % form the FBI ballistical stastics of any hand gun caliber. I never ask a gun dealer or computer dealer ANYTHING because they are all morons. I cant work on my own cars even though my father is an auto mechanic (I dont even change my own oil). I cant do stuff around the house unless I have directions and or a "kit". I spend all of my time in air conditioned and virutally melt when I go outside. I drive an Orange Nissan Xterra because I wanted somthing "different" I buy games and dont finish them. I have to have "to do lists" or nothing gets done (thank God for my PDA). Im a Christian who doesnt know what he really believes. I frequent free porn site and then have trouble explaining the spam that comes into my mail to my wife. I practically would live off of mexican food and hamburgers and cokes if left to my own devices. I would spend days doing nothing but playing video games and drinking coke if left to my own devices. I would call out from work for game release dates and movies openings if left to my own devices. I would have huge origies at my house (or any other) if left to my own devices. I go through cars like most people go through shoes (and it bankrupt me) I go through wives and girlfriends like most people go through sandwiches (and it bankrupt me). I never got over my first love. I dont know what I want in life. I have no idea who I am. I have no idea what Im doing. I have no idea why I even bother. I live in a trailer in the woods and make fun of trailer people. I cant get over listening to 80s and 90s music no matter how hard I try. I watch SG1, smallville, star trek, and walker texas ranger. I have started taking Hap ki do and quit after 6 months once, and I have started taking Tae Kwon do and quit after 8-11 months twice, and I quit karate after 4 months once. I got accepted into Bowman Grey Physician Assistant school and never went, I got accepted into UNCG masters program and never went, I got recruited by the US Secret Service and didnt successfully complete the panel interview. I have left a huge path of pain, suffering and waste in the wake of my path through life.
Does that sound ok to you?
I have a hole in my foot, a root canal that never got crowned, a few cavities, mild seasonal asthma, escalating irratible bowel syndrome, a few too many pounds, dandruff, a mild but ever present case of hemorrhoids and apparantly jock itch, I cant see good, and my knees hurt when I squat too much, and my wrists hurt when I bowl, and my back hurts when I lift things, and Im horney all the time. I have a short attention span, I live beyond my means, I am jealous as hell, I cant spell very good, my family is beyond dysfunctional, I have an awful fear of public speaking, my hearing is diminished, I like guns and skanky women (but only for one thing), my best friends were rednecks and back stabbers, my ex wife was a redneck cheating back stabbing bitch from hell (who just happened to be really hot), I have a knack for staying in constant trouble at work, Im obsessive about my work and I get completely frustrated when people dont do their jobs or things are not done well (to the point that it makes me crazy), Im a sarcastic, smart assed, below average intelligent looser with small calf muscles (stick legs), I was not popular in school, I could never get a girlfrend till college, and I "fall" for people who are merely nice to me. At the same time I completely roll over the feelings and hurt people who fall for me. No one (or almost no one) gets my sense of humor, I get excited and loud and sound very stupid about certain topics. I go to great lengths to "impress" people for no apparrant reason (and it usually doesnt work and they think Im a moron). When I try to make a good impression, I get shy and everyone just assumes Im stuck up. When I try to have intelligent conversation, i get overly detailed and get accused of being "arrogant". When it comes to topics I do know somthing about, I just cant resist the urge to try and "educate" people and again get accused of being arrogant. I am terrible at estimating peoples knowledge of a topic and get people pissed at any where from "talking down to them" to "over explaining" to talking above their heads with "alphabet soup". I have no friends (one real close friend/intimate friend) , I enjoy games but suck at them. I cant stand being around other guys as they all strike me as being ignorant/moronic rednecks who spend all their time making stupid ass jokes over and over that no one gives a shit about anyway. I get accused of being gay all the time (presumably because of the preppy cloths I wear and the fact that I keep to myself). I always have people say "ma'am" to me on the phone and at drive in menus. I have seen/contributed to peoples death and it does not bother me in the slightest (giving morphine to dying patients). I eat stuff that has been dropped on the ground or is discolored in the fridge. I can quote the exact knock down % form the FBI ballistical stastics of any hand gun caliber. I never ask a gun dealer or computer dealer ANYTHING because they are all morons. I cant work on my own cars even though my father is an auto mechanic (I dont even change my own oil). I cant do stuff around the house unless I have directions and or a "kit". I spend all of my time in air conditioned and virutally melt when I go outside. I drive an Orange Nissan Xterra because I wanted somthing "different" I buy games and dont finish them. I have to have "to do lists" or nothing gets done (thank God for my PDA). Im a Christian who doesnt know what he really believes. I frequent free porn site and then have trouble explaining the spam that comes into my mail to my wife. I practically would live off of mexican food and hamburgers and cokes if left to my own devices. I would spend days doing nothing but playing video games and drinking coke if left to my own devices. I would call out from work for game release dates and movies openings if left to my own devices. I would have huge origies at my house (or any other) if left to my own devices. I go through cars like most people go through shoes (and it bankrupt me) I go through wives and girlfriends like most people go through sandwiches (and it bankrupt me). I never got over my first love. I dont know what I want in life. I have no idea who I am. I have no idea what Im doing. I have no idea why I even bother. I live in a trailer in the woods and make fun of trailer people. I cant get over listening to 80s and 90s music no matter how hard I try. I watch SG1, smallville, star trek, and walker texas ranger. I have started taking Hap ki do and quit after 6 months once, and I have started taking Tae Kwon do and quit after 8-11 months twice, and I quit karate after 4 months once. I got accepted into Bowman Grey Physician Assistant school and never went, I got accepted into UNCG masters program and never went, I got recruited by the US Secret Service and didnt successfully complete the panel interview. I have left a huge path of pain, suffering and waste in the wake of my path through life.
Does that sound ok to you?
