The Corrupted Wish Game

Professur said:
Granted. But now they don't sell them anymore.


I wish the earth would stop turning.
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Granted. The sudden stop sends you hurtling into space...[David Bowie] "Ground control to Major Prof"...[/David Bowie]

I wish some of our older, unbanned members would return...
 
Granted. But they all start talking about how pathetic this board's become and are all immediately banned.


I wish for the wish two wishes down.
 
Granted, it stops turning but now it FLIES THROUGH SPACE REALLY FAST ALL THE TIME (that's not so bad... actually)

I wish I knew what a Moto Guzzi was
 
Kittie, Gato already granted that one. You need to keep up. Oh, and it's a motorbike. Granted.


i wish Prof's wish two posts ago would come true.
 
Professur said:
Kittie, Gato already granted that one. You need to keep up. Oh, and it's a motorbike. Granted.


i wish Prof's wish two posts ago would come true.
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Granted...but whatever twist is put on said wish is doubley bad for you

I wish I had a maid to clean my apartment
 
Granted. you are now a maid.


i wish I had a photo of Nixy in a French maid's outfit, including the feather duster.
 
Granted but you get a photo of some middle aged, 53 year old man with a beet gut who coincidently is also named Nixy

I wish I had more motivation
 
Professur said:
Kittie, Gato already granted that one. You need to keep up. Oh, and it's a motorbike. Granted.


i wish Prof's wish two posts ago would come true.
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but you wished for the wish two wishes down... and the wish was the earth thing... so I was granting yours.. by granting it... causeyou wished for it by wishing for the wish two wishes down o-o

*confused*
 
Nixy said:
Granted but you get a photo of some middle aged, 53 year old man with a beet gut who coincidently is also named Nixy

I wish I had more motivation
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Granted. You are now motivated to procrastinate to new and exciting levels.

I wish I had a good fajita recipe.
 
Granted, but it's mostly corporate logos of companies who don't sponsor racing fearing that their logos would never be readable on a fast car, so they figured your car fit their marketing strategy. :D

I wish my sore throat would go away.
 
Granted, you have before you a melted and burnt mass of plastic remains....

I wish Gonz had a sense of humor....
 
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