The Corrupted Wish Game

Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Welcome to the world of felony theft, and 5 to 10 in the state penitentiary. :devious:

Wish I made more money at work...
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Granted but you are audited by the IRS and all your deductions are disallowed and you pay the diference and penalties...

Wish I owned a tropical island...
 
highwayman said:
Granted but you are audited by the IRS and all your deductions are disallowed and you pay the diference and penalties...

Wish I owned a tropical island...
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Granted. The volcano erupts the same day you move there, and the island, along with all of your prized possessions, sinks below the waves never to be seen again.

I wish my lunch was healthier...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. The volcano erupts the same day you move there, and the island, along with all of your prized possessions, sinks below the waves never to be seen again.

I wish my lunch was healthier...
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Granted, but you get severe diarrhea from the broccoli in the middle of your promotion meeting.

I wish my older cat didn't claw and bite all the time...
 
Spirit said:
Granted, but you get severe diarrhea from the broccoli in the middle of your promotion meeting.

I wish my older cat didn't claw and bite all the time...
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Granted. Now your older cat is sweet and friendly. Your younger cat, however, has become a hissing, biting, clawing demon.

I wish for world peace...:hippy:
 
Granted, but you are scheduled to work 16 hour days the next two weeks...

Wish I had an oil well in my back yard...
 
Granted, but you find that your house violates the setback rules and you are required to move your house an inch and a half...

Wish it was still spandex weather...
 
Granted...but only at a Weight Watcher's convention that broadcasts 24/7 onto your TV on every channel.

I wish I had better luck fishing lately.
 
highwayman said:
Granted. But the heat goes out during a freak snow storm...

Wish I could hybernate until spring...
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This thread needs revived O_O

--Granted, but it's Spring of 2020, and you've missed a helluva lot of things :<

I wish I had a new job with co-workers that didn't suck x_X
 
Kittie said:
This thread needs revived O_O

--Granted, but it's Spring of 2020, and you've missed a helluva lot of things :<

I wish I had a new job with co-workers that didn't suck x_X
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Granted. Your new job pays less, and all your new co-workers think you suck...

I wish I made more money when deployed...
 
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