The day the Earth nearly stood still

I don't understand why people aren't investing in the market. Sure, it is very risky and you might lose all your money, but if you get any capital gains, Obama has promised to ass rape you, and I'm told he is a very nice looking fella.
This is the perfect time to invest...because we all know that the markets (stock prices) are LOW. Regadless of how fucked up things look, if you're willing to BUY LOW and sit on it..it'll pay off in a few years and you can SELL HIGH.

Capital gains only happen when you SELL. You can wait a few years until teh capital gains tax dissapears and then sell. :rolleyes:

if?
how 'bout When.
Exactly.
 
I think that the shovel-ready incentives will kick in before the DJIA drops that far. At least, I'm hoping so. *peepwall*
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c'mon! Kick in already!
 
Been that way for a while here...our gvt retirement fund group lost nearly 40B$ recently... so much for Freedom 55
 
I'm not counting on the republic falling and there being "annointed" any time soon. That was pretty funny though Jim. :laugh:
 
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