I don't need to use a chair to change a light bulb.
But yea, I think mcdonalds has something to do with it. I'm like four inches taller than my dad and ten inches taller than my mom, that isn't genetics. Ever since I learned the way of the grill in '02, I avoid that place like the bubonic plague. Their food is horrible. The burgers are so bland that they need to load them up with ketchup and mustard so you can't taste the rancid beef byproducts. When I make burgers, they come off the grill and onto the bun and taste great without any sauces.
But as a small child, my mom did take us to mcdonalds. Not a lot, but more than just occasionally, maybe three times a month.
Now, I don't like that place. Five bucks for a disgusting burger and soggy over-salted tasteless fries, no thanks. Using about a dollar's worth of food and five minutes of my time, I can make something that is way better than anything mcdonalds has. Especially since wawa, our local convenience store, has started selling hoagies, our local sandwich. Three fifty gets you a six inch hoagie with turkey, cheese, onion, lettuce, mayo, salt, and pepper. Another buck for an iced tea, you're set. It's nice having drinks with a pH above three.