chcr
Too cute for words
A real man dumps one on the driver's seat. (Actually, that was a real orangutan, wasn't it?)Only on the hood.
Did you notice everyones pet peeve involves driving? Here's a non-driving one (when I grow up I wanna be a curmudgeon, I have a lot of them).
I get a lot of calls at work that go like this:
Idiot: My computer quit working (they don't have computers, they have terminals, but that's not it).
Me: What were you doing with it when it stopped?
Them: Nothing.
(Nothing? Then how in the hell do they know it's not working??????)
Me: *Sigh* Can you tell me the port it's on and what you're logged is as?
Them: I don't know.
At this point I frequently start getting sarcastic, but they don't notice.