The poinsetta thread

Practice. And it's not all about the tongue either. You've two things called hands, and they've got these things called digits (4 or 5 each, I'm told) that are remarkably well designed for exactly this task. You've got feet, a nose, toes, a chin, eye lashes, breath ... You're a walking talking orgasm arsenal ... you just don't know it.
 
There'll be a hot and cold meat buffet supplied after the lessons are complete. Individuals will be expected to supply their own dairy and non dairy creamer.
 
Bish, could you please come and get this poor plant and take it away. It's gotten to the stage where, if it was a dog, I'd shoot it.
 
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