The poinsetta thread

BeardofPants said:
Or maybe he doesn't feel like IMing. Jesus x, you're like an obsessive fangirl or summit. oh inky *bats eyelashes*

You're just jealous that he's not teaching you how to pick up chicks. :laugh:
 
Altron said:
I thought that you could drive a rental at 21, but not actually rent one yourself until 25.

I dunno about there but around here it's up to the rental company. Most will rent to under 25 (although only small and midsized sedans usually) for a premium,as long as you have your own credit card.
 
I had a discussion about it at work last weekend and I'm just going by what I heard.

Most of the places I go, the boat goes with me, so I'm not too concerned about it.
 
Sorry about not coming on MSN. I was uber-tired and headed to bed early, so I didn't think it would be a good idea to come on for a long conversation.

Oh, a FYI: on MSN, if I'm not on it, or if I'm on invisible, any messages you send don't get to me until I come off invisible or otherwise log in... at which point I get all 20 all at once.
 
Inkara1 said:
Sorry about not coming on MSN. I was uber-tired and headed to bed early, so I didn't think it would be a good idea to come on for a long conversation.

Oh, a FYI: on MSN, if I'm not on it, or if I'm on invisible, any messages you send don't get to me until I come off invisible or otherwise log in... at which point I get all 20 all at once.

Inky has a cyberstalker ,Inky has a cyberstalker!!!:evilgrin:
 
It's that Inky has a cyberstalker and more that I have a cybertherapist.

It's the online equivalent of me kickin' back on one of those goofy couches and saying "Doctor Freud, I need your advice."
 
Can I ask you advice then? What time is good? Probably ~10:30-12:30 tonight EST is best for me.
 
Oh, hell no. The first thing anyone smart learns about giving advice on girls is to not give advice on girls.
 
I warned him very clearly that my results have been less than stellar. I did tell him about the Sam Kinison "alphabet" tongue trick, though.
 
That's a bunch of BS, too.

Al, when you find yourself in the lucky situation of being able to perform oral sex on a woman, slowly begin to work your way around the area. Be attentive to reaction. When you find a locale that seems to spark a reaction stay there until it subsides, then move on.
Women are not chalkboards and don't feel the need for the alphabet to be written on their genitals.
Women are also individuals and places that one may like others do not.
You'll want to experiment with force and intensity too. Start slow and soft and if you get the impression that she wants things sped up or more force applied then comply forthwith. Women tend to do this by squeezing or pushing into you. They will scoot away when too much pressure in applied or an uncomfy area is hit.
And for God's sake! Please understand that continual direct contact with the clitoris is usually not recommended. It gets sore. There are nerve endings all over the place down there and we like a bit of variety.
If you are feeling brave and she is into it - never underestimate the titillating power of the tossed salad. Enough said.
 
The alphabet trick has worked well when I've gotten the chance to use it. I figure a big part of that is that it moves the tongue around, so it's stimulating a lot of areas. It's just an easy way to remember how to move it around.
 
But if you don't pay attention to what areas a certain girl favors then it is just hit and miss. She be like "oooh ooh that's nice...and it's gone".
 
I said I wouldn't give advice on wimmen .... but if the conversation's muffdiving .....


Ok, pay attention. There are certain rules ...

First, Tonks is right about the density of the clit. Work it too hard, and she'll either not enjoy it ... or loose sensation all together. This pretty much equates to a really lousy weekend for both of you. But she's also wrong. Sometimes, a little banging on the doorbell is what it takes to get the door open. And (do I really want to bring this much trouble on myself?) ...

Don't trust a woman to know what will work for her

Yeah, go ahead, call the lynch mob. But it's true. I'd say about half the time, the first time I went down on a girl, she'd reach a point and start pushing me away, thinking she was done. She'd reached a plateau (remember that word) and gone 'sensitive'. Contrary to good manners, I foraged on ... and shortly after that, she'd find a whole new plateau that she didn't know existed. And then we usually had to vacate the park because the neighbours would be dialing 911 thinking someone was getting murdered.

The key was to maintain contact once she'd hit that 'sensitivity' without overdoing it. Super-gentle. Action around the clit, with only grazing contact. Tonguing the entire length of the slit, perinium, sometimes even the asshole, ending with a flick at the clit on the way past. Kissing/nibbling that super-sensitive bit at the top of the inner thigh while brushing the entire mound with the cheek (yeah, there's a reason I wear a beard, and it's not entirely laziness). I've met wimmen with as many as 5 plateaus. And I've spent as much as 4 hours finding them. Just don't kill yourself (or her) in the process. Start gentle. Backrubs (ask Bish. He's witnessed it). Hand rubs (no, I'm not kidding. Try it). Kissing the back of the neck, and nuzzling behind the ears. Breasts (not a mad rush to the nipple. Take ... say 10 minutes working your way in) Foot rubs, legs, those oh so ticklish thighs .... The entire female form is just one great big erogenous zone waiting for the right touch.

Touch ... Jeez, yeah ... the right speed. The exact right amount of pressure. A hair too heavy and you can blow hours work. Too light and it'll only tickle.

Man, ... I take it back. She will tell you what works. But don't expect it to come from her mouth. You gotta pay attention to her movements ... the subtle twitch of a muscle under the skin. A shorter breath. A skipped heartbeat. (total loss of bladder control? Certainly a possibility).


Enough. I could spend the next three weeks typing and only succeed in wasting Sam's bandwidth. You simply have to PAY ATTENTION. Really, really, really pay attention.
 
:shrug: I never said not to "bang on the doorbell", just know when to let up and move on the other areas.
 
Professur said:
blah blah....
a little banging on the doorbell is what it takes to get the door open.
blah blah..
maintain contact once she'd hit that 'sensitivity' without overdoing it. Super-gentle. Action around the clit, with only grazing contact. Tonguing the entire length of the slit, perinium, sometimes even the asshole, ending with a flick at the clit on the way past. Kissing/nibbling that super-sensitive bit at the top of the inner thigh while brushing the entire mound with the cheek (yeah, there's a reason I wear a beard, and it's not entirely laziness).
blah blah....
And I've spent as much as 4 hours finding them.
blah blah..... Start gentle. Backrubs (ask Bish. He's witnessed it). Hand rubs (no, I'm not kidding. Try it). Kissing the back of the neck, and nuzzling behind the ears. Breasts (not a mad rush to the nipple. Take ... say 10 minutes working your way in) Foot rubs, legs, those oh so ticklish thighs ....
blah blah.....

Yes! YES!YES!!YEEESSSS!!!

:smoke2;
 
Spirit said:
Yes! YES!YES!!YEEESSSS!!!

:smoke2;

Puh-lese. You don't think it's over with that easy, do ya? By the time I let you down far enough to have that cigarette, you'll have quit cold turkey. Book a weekend .... and a week's recovery afterwards.
 
Will four hours tire out the tongue and jaw?

Are there things to do to increase tongue and jaw stamina?
 
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