The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[ris]

this morning there was

 

[MuFu]

not many Orangutans in the place they usually hang out. Weird that, because

 

[MitchSchaft]

my mama always said

 

[Justintime]

Orangutans hang out there and

 

[ris]

discuss weekly news issues

 

[Luis G]

about world's biggest

 

[ris]

orangutang hair harvester.

 

[Luis G]

WTF ?

(those are 3 words, hehe)[/siz]

 

[fIxx3r]

This harvester is made by Sweedish virgins who

 

[ris]

mail order them to specialist

 

[Gilbert]

Q, who in turn

 

[Gilbert]

humped Gilvert wildlee screaming,

 

[Gilbert]

out the words to Captain

 

[Gilbert]

&Tennile's Love willl

 

[Gilbert]

keep Us together.

 

[tarez]

Shaking his head at the odd previous statement the bum,

 

[ris]

dealt the final card of

 

[Gato_Solo]

[/SIZ]

 

[outside looking in]

And everyone in unison said "WTF?"

 

[ris]

delivering victory!