Things you want to say to an "X" .....

"I see that the $16k that you took from me has gone straight to your hips, you sycophantic Bee with an Itch."

Umh...I'll come up with some more soon :)
 
Re: Things you want to say to an

PuterTutor said:
My old boss had an enemy. He used to say "I wouldn't Piss in his mouth if he was dying of thirst." I've always thought that was about the best expression of hate I've ever heard.


I like it! :D

Unfortunately, it wouldn't have quite the same impact coming from a woman. I know I'm not as capable of 'aiming' as the average male... :mope:
 
OO-OH! you only dumped me because you wanted me to beg for you back? oops...my bad....and you were wrong, you weren't so hard to replace.
 
So... you dumped me because I actually wanted to have sex? How's your budget now that battery prices have gone up? Awww...muffin :(
 
My 1/2 half brothers used to say of their x-step mother (my mother).

"The next time I go to see her it will be to piss on her grave".
 
"If you were dying from hypothermia.....I would't waft you the steam from my shit"

That's been an often used line by some folks I know.

"If I found you dying of thirst.....I'd piss in your ear"

"How can you be so ugly with only one head?"

A couple of others :evilcool:
 
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