Too bad the name Toolbox is already taken...

[paul_valaru]

Yeah - 'cept you okes are going gaga over the box. Would be like me getting excited over the box I put my vibrators in.

women just don't get it.

 

[alex]

wrong audience.

Think of it as one of the most advanced gyrating vibrating wiggling throbbing sex toy you could want.

She did say she loves to cook.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I do. It's one thing I am really passionate about

But I don't see myself getting this excited about a blender or some other appliance

 

[paul_valaru]

I do. It's one thing I am really passionate about

But I don't see myself getting this excited about a blender or some other appliance

not even a mixmaster?????

 

[AlphaTroll]

Dude if it's not naked it just does not excite me all that much

 

[Aunty Em]

Erm, frankly most neked men don't excite me either...

Now a neked super computer with all the latest technological advances is different...

Bugger... I just ran a diagnostic test on one of my Maxtor drives with a utility they provide. It says:

diagnostic code: ca9b997c

This drive is failing and must be replaced.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn damn damn

 

[AlphaTroll]

Erm, frankly most neked men don't excite me either...

Now a neked super computer with all the latest technological advances is different...

Who said anything about a nekkid man?

 

[samcurry]

thats it, AT im heading your way, do i get to be nekkid all the time?

Ill even have my own tool.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Of course...but we're heading into Winter

 

[samcurry]

thats ok i like cool weather. (just hopes the george costanza shrivel doesnt happen)

 

[AlphaTroll]

*Breathless with anici........pation*

Now that will get me drooling

 

[Professur]

*Breathless with anici........pation*

Now that will get me drooling

Ah, Frig. Now I gotta pull out the Rocky Horror tape and watch it tonight. Thanks for blowing two hours of my life on me.

 

[AlphaTroll]

No problemo. I live to make your life a shiny, happy place

 

[tonksy]

Ah, Frig. Now I gotta pull out the Rocky Horror tape and watch it tonight. Thanks for blowing two hours of my life on me.

 

[alex]

But I don't see myself getting this excited about a blender or some other appliance

I hear an unbalanced washing machine can do wonders if you sit on just right.

 

[AlphaTroll]

That is the worst possible thing to think of right now.

Excuse me.

(Did I mention that I need to pee?)

 

[MrBishop]

Its just not the same without the audience participation.
I'd feel wierd holding a newspaper over my head, or flicking my bic, or pitching Spam at the screen...in my living room

 

[Slim Pickens]

Mac tools...Snap-On tools...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Hellooooooooooo, NURSE!

 

[tonksy]

Its just not the same without the audience participation.
I'd feel wierd holding a newspaper over my head, or flicking my bic, or pitching Spam at the screen...in my living room

I always feel weird...no big deal.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Eventually you get used to it. Kinda like having an axe in your head - at first it hurts a little, but then you get over it. Eventually you don't even notice the stares anymore