tool, rectum, naked, masturbation... check it out.

[unclehobart]

A real party animal

 

[tonksy]

I wonder if he's related to Cindy?

 

[highwayman]

Good chance of it by the way he acted...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

Suspicion??!! I think I could clear that one up for ya there Barney Miller.

 

[highwayman]

Suspicion??!! I think I could clear that one up for ya there Barney Miller.

Don't ya mean Barney Fife?

 

[Mare]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAA

 

[Camelyn]

I'd hate to be the guy that had to bag the evidence that day...

 

[tonksy]

You know....never in my life have I said "Gosh...I think I'll take this awl and wrap it in electrical tape and jam it up my ass"...But I guess there's a first time for everything.

 

[highwayman]

You know....never in my life have I said "Gosh...I think I'll take this awl and wrap it in electrical tape and jam it up my ass"...But I guess there's a first time for everything.

Don't over look masterbating in public without a stich of clothes on...

 

[tonksy]

I think that's a bit more likely to occur than the awl up the ass.

 

[Inkara1]

It would be funny if it were someone else's awl, since that would mean he had another man's tool in his ass.

 

[tonksy]

It would have been a better trick to have his own tool up his ass.

 

[unclehobart]

How about a Tool CD up his ass?

 

[Inkara1]

Ænema might be a good choice for that...

 

[tonksy]

I'm surprised you didn't say Butthole Surfers.

 

[Inkara1]

But see, that's not how the Pun Master does things.

 

[chcr]

It would have been a better trick to have his own tool up his ass.

That'd make him a monosexual, wouldn't it?

 

[tonksy]

What it would make him is well hung.

 

[chcr]

What it would make him is well hung.

I assumed that went without saying.

 

[A.B.Normal]

What it would make him is well hung.

or a friend of Loreena Bobbit