Top ten things that I had never expected to say, until I became a father

[DjRocca]

Wow man, most of that stuff i never thought i would say. and how old is everyone here, on an average? Cause im only 17.

 

[Professur]

Say it, hell, boy, you're still hearing it.

 

[Gonz]

how old is everyone here, on an average?

Older'n 17

 

[DjRocca]

Older'n 17

Darn, I am the n00blar youngin' here. Not used to that, im a regular on my other forum.

 

[Aunty Em]

Because I am your Mother, and I said so!

That's a classic to which Katie replys... "You're a bully!"

She has a point...

 

[Gonz]

"You're a bully!"

Damned straight, honey. Whatcha gonna do about it?

 

[Camelyn]

Damned straight, honey. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Oooooo, good answer.

*Makes a note for future reference*

 

[Aunty Em]

Damned straight, honey. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Usually it's "I'm your mother, you're supposed to do what I say!"

 

[Gonz]

Usually it's "I'm your mother, you're supposed to do what I say!"

Same thing

 

[paul_valaru]

I have a friend who has kids, and I love kids, and I love handing them back, after 30 minutes of "pauly-girl Pauly-girl" I repsect you people who are parents so much, and try to give myself a vasectomy

 

[tonksy]

no baby, don't stick the crayons up your nose.
this was said not an hour ago.