Unh.... *bangs head*

[BeardofPants]

I am a magnet for trouble, I surely am. So... I heard knocking on the door, and thinking that the BF had locked himself out, I opened the door (I live in an apartment). To my chagrin, it wasn't the BF, it was the building manager, and all I was wearing was one of the BF's shirts, which barely covered the unmentionables.... So, I had to stand there, with the guy clearly perving (obviously hoping that I'd flash something), whilst explaining that he was trying to track down a leak. Arrrgh. Still, not quite as bad as the time I flashed a whole construction site, and the site manager had to come and tell me to stop distracting his crew.

 

[unclehobart]

What? no piccys?

 

[BigDadday]

Did he locate that leak?

 

[BeardofPants]

Nope.

 

[BigDadday]

Stalker!

 

[Gonz]

I am a magnet for trouble, I surely am.

 

[Professur]

What was that address again?

 

[BigDadday]

MapQuest

 

[BeardofPants]

BoP
c/o The Batcave
Down Under

 

[A.B.Normal]

BoP
c/o The Batcave
Down Under

I always wanted to go "down under"

 

[Inkara1]

You've never done that? And you're HOW old?

 

[IDLEchild]

At which point are we suppose to sympathize with you?

Before or after we start imagining the whole scenario of you opening the door slowly while gentle drafts of wind blow through your platinum blonde hair?

 

[PT]

I'm almost done imagining your plight, and almost to the sympathy stage, but not quite. Still working on the imagining part mostly.

 

[BigDadday]

Say want to elaborate some more for us on this?

 

[BeardofPants]

Ummm.... nope.

 

[A.B.Normal]

BoP
c/o The Batcave
Down Under

I always wanted to go "down under"

Guess I shoulda said "down under" downunder

 

[Winky]

stop distracting the crew Party Pooper?

 

[MrBishop]

PT - did you get to the part where she looks quasi-seriously over the rim of those glasses, with a bit of a pout on her lips like you did something 'bad' ?


If not...fast forward, man...!!!

 

[PT]

Actually, I’m closer to the point where we trace the leak back to her shower. So I’m in there running water when she bursts in and chides me for wasting water, then hops in the shower to use the water so it doesn’t get wasted, all the time telling me what a bad boy I am. Or something like that…

 

[Panoramic World]

I am a magnet for trouble, I surely am. So... I heard knocking on the door, and thinking that the BF had locked himself out, I opened the door (I live in an apartment). To my chagrin, it wasn't the BF, it was the building manager, and all I was wearing was one of the BF's shirts, which barely covered the unmentionables.... So, I had to stand there, with the guy clearly perving (obviously hoping that I'd flash something), whilst explaining that he was trying to track down a leak. Arrrgh. Still, not quite as bad as the time I flashed a whole construction site, and the site manager had to come and tell me to stop distracting his crew.

Sounds like a plot from a porno.