Vindication III

No. Likely, more would have died, and they wouldn't have been freely on their way to the pollbooths either.
 
Enough of that read this

"Osama: The Scaryduck Connection"

He's red! He's white! His army's utter shite!

BBC Two recently screened a programme entitled "I met Osama Bin Laden", where people who had met the infamous Al Qaeda leader were able to give their impressions of the man who went from shy, moderate schoolboy to ruthless terrorist leader. They have, however, missed one vital chapter from his life, the episode that quite possibly tipped him over the edge. You see, I Met Osama Bin Laden. Probably.

March 26th 1994 - Arsenal vs Liverpool at Highbury Stadium in London. Both teams are on the decline after moments of glory at the start of the decade. Liverpool are never to attain the dizzy heights they achieved in the seventies and eighties, Arsenal are to bump along the bottom until Arsene Wenger joins the club and makes them one of the great teams in English football. But today, it is dour fare as Arsenal huff and puff to a 1-0 victory, as the home fans taunt their Liverpool counterparts with the chant "You're the worst scouse team we've ever seen."

I am in the Clock End, gleaming with newly-fitted red plastic seats, just right of centre and about ten rows from the front, after a coplue of hours of selling football fanzines outside Finsbury Park Mosque. I am Billy No-Mates - all my pub mates have departed for their seats in the Lower West and I am amongst strangers. The seat in front of me is empty, affording me a decent view of the pitch.

Two minutes before kick-off, a very tall bearded Arabic gentleman limps along the row and takes the seat in front of me. My view is blocked completely, and I spend the ninety minutes staring at the back of his head, as he mutters curses at the quality of the football, aimed mostly at "that infidel Robbie Fowler." I dread to think now what might have happened if I had asked to to "move yer big fat head, geezer." When Arsenal score, he is on his feet, applauding politely, while the rest of the stand goes mad. Then, the match over, he leaves.

It is my firm belief that paying good money to watch a team containing the likes of John "Porno Star" Jensen, "Whatever happened to" Ian Selley, Steve "Jesus, we must have been desperate" Morrow and Eddie "Get off the pitch you useless cunt" McGoldrick turned mild-mannered billionaire Osama bin Laden to the bloodthirsty homocidal maniac that we know and hate. Either that, or that match against Liverpool saw the start of a working relationship between bin Laden and Graeme "The Beast" Souness to destroy society as we know it. Stranger things have happened.

It is not until seven years later, his face known around the world, that the news comes out that a certain world's most wanted man used to frequent the Clock End at Highbury during his sojourn in London in the early 1990s and I made the connection.

I could have had him. Sorry.

Contemporary witnesses can place bin Laden in London in early 1994, and it is known that he attended the matches against Torino and Paris St Germain, as well as at least two other league matches. Spooky, huh?
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Funny if its true. No surprise hes a gooner though.
 
Lopan said:
1. 100000 dead unintentionally is even worse
2. We will probably find out that theres quite a few
3. FREE? To be unemployed, have no water, and be in serious mortal danger?
4. You would have to ask Halliburton
5. Certainty is Death? They may agree
6. Iranian political influence, rather than direct interference
7. Their families may disagree
8. Samara? Mosul? Falluja?
9. Now its less than that
10. More whining from damn bleeding heart liberals
11. seriously doubt that
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Is there a single leftist lie you don't buy?
 
Gonz said:
Is there a single leftist lie you don't buy?
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nope I'd say he adheres lock stock and barrel

the funny reality is Iraq no longer matters

the war on terrorism is over and we won

through a tough stance by the United States
the number of nations that are willing to
sponsor such silliness has dwindled and will continue to do so

really the only thing Left to do is fight socialism in this country

the free worlds fate rests with the forthcoming battle
between capitalism and *insert favorite terminology here*

the people that want to queue up in the free sh*t line and
get a slice of their productive neighbors paycheck are
in for the rudest of shocks
 
Winky said:
nope I'd say he adheres lock stock and barrel

the funny reality is Iraq no longer matters

the war on terrorism is over and we won

through a tough stance by the United States
the number of nations that are willing to
sponsor such silliness has dwindled and will continue to do so

really the only thing Left to do is fight socialism in this country

the free worlds fate rests with the forthcoming battle
between capitalism and *insert favorite terminology here*

the people that want to queue up in the free sh*t line and
get a slice of their productive neighbors paycheck are
in for the rudest of shocks
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After reading that I'm glad only 5% of Americans go abroad, wouldn't want that Disney infused reality taking a fatal blow.
 
And do you include the armed forces we have to send
'abroad' to fix other peoples screw ups in that 5% total?

I guess it is a good thing we kept you from having to learn Russian, huh?
 
Winky said:
And do you include the armed forces we have to send
'abroad' to fix other peoples screw ups in that 5% total?

I guess it is a good thing we kept you from having to learn Russian, huh?
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Creating problems and then fixing them is nothing to be proud of.

The Afghany mujahadeen who were supported by the Americans became the Taliban, who in turn supported Al qaeda. With money from Saudi Arabia. Saudi hardline Wahabbists became rich from American support and enforced Western hating Ideals. Despots are regularly supported by American adminsitrations who then bite the hand that feeds them.

The cold war was a load of bollocks, Russia never had the capability that America had. This has been proven many times.

America has never entered a war on the grounds of morals. The first and second world wars were an immense money making machine for the American military industrial machine.

Vietnam and Korea were proxy wars that served to protect American interests in the area.
 
Ok OK OK!!! You are quite insane and I'd be dumber that
dirt to type anything in response to that drivel.

I think I'll have to KILL myself out of complete guilt
for being an American after that bit of enlightening information lol

Yup the greatest bane to all mankind is the United States of America!
 
Winky said:
Ok OK OK!!! You are quite insane and I'd be dumber that
dirt to type anything in response to that drivel.

I think I'll have to KILL myself out of complete guilt
for being an American after that bit of enlightening information lol

Yup the greatest bane to all mankind is the United States of America!
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I'll prove it if you like.

Britain has done many terrible things, but thinking your country is above reproach and that all deeds and acts are done with dignity, valour and honour is crap.

It isn't a Hollywood film
 
Lopan said:
I'll prove it if you like.

Britain has done many terrible things, but thinking your country is above reproach
Lopan said:
I'll prove it if you like.

Britain has done many terrible things, but thinking your country is above reproach and that all deeds and acts are done with dignity, valour and honour is crap.

It isn't a Hollywood film
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and that all deeds and acts are done with dignity, valour and honour is crap.

It isn't a Hollywood film
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No young man this is indeed real life
(well actually it is an internet chat board)
if you want to blame advanced countries
for the 3rd worlds supposed plight you aren't the first.

OK so let's try this. Why don't America and Britain have the same problems as your imaginary 3rd world countries? Hmmm?
 
British Imperialism

It was a retort to Heart of Darkness by Rudyard Kipling. It explains what life in Africa was like before the Europeans turned up and took all their able men. Which killed their agricultural based society.

the West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do."
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Samuel P Huntington
 
Winky said:
White man's burden?
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Maybe it is hard being at the top of the food chain, making sure all those irritating non whites know their place. pfff Whatever next
 
"top of the food chain"

Hmmm good one.

Yep algae does not eat whales

and whales can't feed algae lol
 
Lopan said:
the West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do."
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:rofl:

White EU types were the only agressors in previous ages?

:lol:
:rofl3:

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