*walks in calmly*

[Professur]

That motivational speaker career workin out for ya?

It pays the bills.

 

[Nixy]

It pays the bills.

You get paid to give people hassel over the net??

SAMMY!!! PROF IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF BUGGING US

 

[Professur]

You mean you aren't?

 

[Nixy]

You mean you aren't?

Making money for being here?? I WISH!

 

[Professur]

But, but .... but you're so good at being a pain in the ass. Someone's got to be paying you......

 

[Nixy]

But, but .... but you're so good at being a pain in the ass. Someone's got to be paying you......

I do it for the enjoyment factor

 

[Aunty Em]

I think pre-stressed pretty much sums me up. My tech exam is in 6 days and I know I'm going to fail it.

 

[Professur]

Oh, please. A half blind monkey could pass the A+ while jerking off. I seriously over studied and feared the Server+, and spend most of that exam thinking "Where's the hard questions?". It's very, very general. Has to be.

 

[Inkara1]

At first, I was going to say that I thought the first step to failure is awarding the contract to a Montreal construction crew... but then I realized we're talking about people failing, not Olympic Stadium support beams.

 

[Nixy]

At first, I was going to say that I thought the first step to failure is awarding the contract to a Montreal construction crew... but then I realized we're talking about people failing, not Olympic Stadium support beams.

 

[Professur]

Hey, they've consulted. For all the complaints about it's structural integrity, professionals have stated that they could not implode it. It's too damn strong. The way it's built, there's no way to take it down, save piece by piece, that wouldn't level the surrounding neighbourhood at the same time.

Personally, the way I'd do it is to blow the tower. It's cantilevered, so you can't just blow the base. You'd have to cut it about 1/3 the way up with charges. Let that slam into the crown ring and you'd have it down, but that would take houses off their foundations for half a mile around.