Warning - New Virus making a comeback!

MrBishop

Well-Known Member
Warning

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, you're boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means,
DO NOT TOUCH IT!


This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER.


Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!
 

ClaireBear

Banned
MrBishop said:
Warning

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, you're boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means,
DO NOT TOUCH IT!


This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER.


Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

Nice one!

Big laughs all around my small office in the UK... *Work colleagues give Bish big thumbs up!*

Its funny cos its so true!
 

PostCode

Major contributor!
Since I'm the only employee and therefore my own boss, does that mean that I'm infecting myself? :eek6:
 

Rose

New Member
PostCode said:
Since I'm the only employee and therefore my own boss, does that mean that I'm infecting myself? :eek6:


I dunno, but I hope you're doing it alone and not in public. :p
 

Rose

New Member
Um ... if your wife can kick your arse, I'm willing to bet she could kick mine, too.

/me respectfully declines
 

freako104

Well-Known Member
BeardofPants said:
Guess that explains why his av's permanently covered in bandages, huh? ;)


no thats Eddy from Iron Maiden. trust me you can still see parts of the skull. if it was Posty all you would see is bandages. and a hospital bed ;)
 

BeardofPants

New Member
freako104 said:
no thats Eddy from Iron Maiden. trust me you can still see parts of the skull. if it was Posty all you would see is bandages. and a hospital bed ;)
Oh eric, such a literalist. Less talking, more stripping I say. Off with the pants! ;)
 
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