WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Inkara1 said:
I don't suppose it would be possible for a zombie to whip out magnums, uzis and/or bazookas to aid in the catching someone for their brains department...

dude, you sound like a 12 year old who played too much half life
 
What if we're all dead, but it turns out that otcentral IS the afterlife, and like, we don't know that we're dead?
 
paul_valaru said:
well the remake of dawn of the dead has damn fast zombies!!!!

scary too

Didn't see it yet. Fast Zombies? I'll have to check it out.

I will admit the slow zombies in Resident Evil ate my guy's brains a few times when he got caught off guard in close quarters but his moves were a little stiff.
 
spike said:
Didn't see it yet. Fast Zombies? I'll have to check it out.

I will admit the slow zombies in Resident Evil ate my guy's brains a few times when he got caught off guard in close quarters but his moves were a little stiff.



It wasn't as good as the original. It was worth seeing. Land of the Dead wasn't too bad though
 
Leap years messing up the calendar again...we actually all die in 4 3/4 days Greenwich time...at around 4:36:12 PM ~give or take a millennia (math not being my strong point and I think that I forgot to carry over a 2 somewhere). :shrug:
 
You know what's funny? If Febuary had 31 days, my birthday would be Febuary 31st on non-leap years.
 
If February had 31 days, would we still have leap years? What if the Earth slowed down? Would we have leap-minutes or hours instead?
 
Just in case I don't get another chance...it's been fun irritating & amusing you.
Goodbye.

London, UK (PRWEB) September 3, 2006 - Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team. See for yourself at www.truebiblecode.com

If you do a quick back of an envelope calculation attempting to asses the probability of predicting the correct day and location of the first nuclear terrorist attack, the odds of a successful prediction are at best 1 in 40,000 according to their chief researcher - Gordon Ritchie. He says: "Let us say that the chances of such an attack ocurring anywhere in the world in the next 5 years are 50%. Then there is a 1 in 4,000 chance of getting the day right. Then let us say that the chances of this attack being against the UN in Manhattan rather than being against some other high profile target are 1 in 10. Then the chance of getting both the day and the location are 1 in 40,000."

He further computes the chances of 11 different scriptural calculations all pointing to the same month as follows... "It is hard to determine what the chances are of two scriptural calculations giving the same month and the same year. But it is easy to see what the chances are of them both giving the same month, that would be 1 in 12, since there are 12 months in the year. So the chances of 11 calculations all giving the same month are 1 in 12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12 or 1 in 61,917,364,224 or around 1 in 61 billion."

So even though a nuclear terrorist attack on the UN this month is very unlikely, it is much more likely than 10 coincidences all getting you to the same month and year as your first scriptural calculation. Incidentally they do not have any calculations suggesting a different month for this attack. Therefore they would argue that an attack has got to happen before the end of this present biblical lunar month (Elul), i.e. on or before September 26th.

Best to avoid Manhattan on the next 3 sabbaths according to those calculations.

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