WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

I'm thinking, in no particular order:

I want another orange.
I haven't had sex in a while.
Will it ever be warm again?
The last sex I had was really good.
What's that crud on my monitor?
Wonder if I still have the number of the guy I last had sex with?
Where did I put the remote control?
 
I'm thinking the black from my tongue is slowly fading as the swelling goes down and it approaches its former size. I'm also thinking I have a whole month before my next dental appointment. I wonder if my jaw will stop hurting by then? :crying5:
 
I'm wondering why natalie ain't pouring herself an extremely large bourbon to help her poorly gob...

I'm also wondering why I'm typing this instead of crawling into bed.....
 
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