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Woman smuggles live budgie into Irish prison
Going inside. Really inside

Hard-core gangland types locked up in a maximum security Irish prison appear to have enlisted an innocent budgie smuggled snuggled in a woman visitor's, er, internal bits.

According to a report on breakingnews.ie, the small live parrot was found during a routine search for smuggled goods carried out by officers at Portlaoise prison, which houses Republican dissidents and gangland figures from Dublin and Limerick.


Other goods uncovered included eight mobile phones, three sim cards, some home-made booze, 150 tablets, and 30 syringes.

The prison is in County Laois in the middle of Ireland and houses a maximum of 203 lags.

It is not known what purpose the budgie could serve to some of Ireland's most notorious criminals, or how the bird survived the presumably claustrophobic ordeal.

The budgie was said to be speechless, but otherwise in rude health. And yes, El Reg made it to the end of the story without mentioning a bird in the bush once. Oops. ®
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Imagine. If one of them could smuggle in a live parrot in her twat, they could be waiting for Paris so that they can get in a St-Bernard.
 
Really? Well, how cool!

Rob and I are well....mostly....renovation and end of the year school and women's club and girl scout and dentist crap has us busy and stressed but happy.

What else have I been missing?
 
Well all those things sure are the spice of life. I assume your girls are getting bigger and smarter everyday. Send my greetings to Rob as well.

What else have you missed? At least on my behalf that was the only big news I had for you.
 
The girl's have been growing like weeds. Marlowe just recently ran a mile in the school's annual fun run and then her Kindergarten play was last week.
This is her on the far left:
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Malory will start Kindergarten in the fall and just had her ballet recital this past weekened.

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Rob says hi and was pleasantly surprised by your news :D
 
I should have known a thread about someone shoving a parrot up their privates would flush you out.

Why on earth are they holding snowflakes? No, never mind. I don't want to know.
 
Why?....Where do you keep your parrot?

Her class was January. She was a dancing snowflake...not like she has ever seen one but...whatev.
 
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