What would you do for a Klondike bar

[Professur]

Or for your kids? Last weekend we trekked down south of the border to pick up some supplies. Canned squeeze cheese for V3.0. He's mad on it. And he'll lay a smackdown on anyone touching his can. And V4.0 had to have his BooBerry and Frankenberry cereal. Mum thinks we're effin nuts driving that distance for a bit of cereal and cheese. She may well be right.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

How long a drive we talkin here?

 

[Professur]

Just shy of three hours round trip.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

3 hours for Cheez Whiz and BooBerry. What a guy. Lemme karmalize you for being such a swell dad.

 

[Professur]

Please ... don't strain yourself.

 

[tonksy]

Damn! You want a care package of the shit or something?

 

[Professur]

Whut fer?

Naw, we make a day of it, doncha know. Pack the screaming, whining kids into the car. Listen to them whine because we won't tell them where we're going. Listen to V3.0 try to convince everyone we're going to GA. Listen to them all scream when we arrive at the border. Listen to them argue about where we're having lunch (Friendly's, Wendy's, Uglies, etc) Drag them about the malls, listening to them beg for everything they see. Blow $200US in the process.

It would spoil the fun.

 

[tonksy]

I....see.

 

[Gonz]

Just shy of three hours round trip.

If that is really for a shopping trip for so few items, I'm telling Al Gore about you wasteful Canadians. Of course, it is our fault so we shouln't complain.

 

[Professur]

Not my fault you fuckers won't sell BooBerries north of the border.

 

[chcr]

Not my fault you fuckers won't sell BooBerries north of the border.

Wanna go into the BooBerry smuggling racket?

 

[Professur]

Naw, too much noise makes the kids cranky in the morning.

 

[Nixy]

I don't like Klondike bars...the chocolate is...yuck

 

[MrBishop]

It's been a while, but I used to hit the border for Mountain Dew...don't know what I was thinkgin

 

[Nixy]

The only thing I desire to hit the border for is $10 26ers of orange vodka...but I need to actually spend time in the states to get them back without paying duty on'em.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Not my fault you fuckers won't sell BooBerries north of the border.

Probably only because there in no French Translation,pretty sure we get it out here.

 

[A.B.Normal]

It's been a while, but I used to hit the border for Mountain Dew...don't know what I was thinkgin

Probably only because there in no French Translation,I know I can buy it here

 

[Nixy]

Probably only because there in no French Translation,I know I can buy it here

Not with Caffeine in it you can't.

 

[Inkara1]

What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd drive the 2 minutes to the nearest liquor store.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Not with Caffeine in it you can't.

Thats what Timmy's is for