What's the youngest you've pretended to be, and gotten away with?
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paul_valaru
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HomeLAN said:Not in my world.
There are many, many situations in which the screwing you're getting isn't worth the screwing you're getting - catch my meaning? Real men recognize those.Being forced to use "moisturizing products" has crossed the border, dude.
I have never been TOLD to use it, I like looking good for my lady, simple.
I also use conditioner, and gel, and shave regularly, all of my own volition, it's not like I am getting a bikini wax.
paul_valaru
100% Pure Canadian Beef
HomeLAN said:Also not in my world.
Never had to resort to that type of "aid" when masturbating.
there I agree with you.
paul_valaru
100% Pure Canadian Beef
HomeLAN said:
NO!!!!!!
I can fix stuff, I just like looking good while doing it.
fixing kids bikes, strategically placed grease on my face
and no, i did NOT fix the bikes to get laid, I fixed it to make the kids happy
People at the casino are always a pain in my ass "What's your full name?" "What's your postal code?" POSTAL CODE?! I have two postal codes...one here in Hamilton and my permenant one in Brampton which is what's on my licence...they're both very similar...when he asked me I had to think very hard to get it right, he then proceeded to say "Good memory"...WTF most people DO know their postal code I would think...I just have trouble cause I have two...was he mocking me? Did he not believe it was me? Stupid casino security.
TexasRaceLady
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Oh, Lord have mercy. You young'uns are killing me. ROTFL
Some people who don't know me have difficulty believing I'm 60. Most try to make me 50. I think I'd like to do my 50s over again --- and have a hell of lot more fun this time.
Some people who don't know me have difficulty believing I'm 60. Most try to make me 50. I think I'd like to do my 50s over again --- and have a hell of lot more fun this time.