I have an even crummier one, well slower but with a heck of a lot more memory, kids have it in the playroom with all their games, internet and stuff on it. I've pled on HWC for help on both, but they've both the same stuff on them, maybe you just weren't paying attention.
The other one is the one with the open McD's ketchup package inside it and the broken CD door. It's now unplugged pending cd repair and ketchup package extraction.