Will that be up, or down

[Professur]

Which way ya doing when you check out? Heaven, or hell. And don't go turning this thread into a religious one. I don't give a rat's ass if you believe in heaven and hell. Assume they exist, and which one you're gonna see first.


Alright, I'll throw in Purgatory too. Not that many will know what the he.. it is.



Feel free to elaborate on your decision, or to ask the opinion of others.




Personally, I'd need to be pope for the next sixty odd years to offset my youth, and I don't expect to get that so....


Take it down, my good man. Take it down.

 

[Squiggy]

I try to be as I want others to be....but I fail sometimes....I guess purgatory is the best I can hope for....

 

[Ardsgaine]

I guess it just depends on whether God is rational, or whether he's a Christian. If he's rational, then I'm going to Heaven. If he's a Christian, then I'm going to bust Hell wide open.

Fuck Purgatory, it's for the uncommitted.

 

[tommyj27]

well...i never killed a man.

 

[freako104]

i dont really know enough nor do i believe in any of those places but if i had to choose i guess heaven.

 

[PT]

Hmmm. I voted Purgatory.

 

[Justintime]

I guess it just depends on whether God is rational, or whether he's a Christian. If he's rational, then I'm going to Heaven. If he's a Christian, then I'm going to bust Hell wide open.
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I'm screwed either way

 

[catocom]

I'm goin' up up and away!

 

[Spirit]

 

[flavio]

I want to go to that place with the 69 virgins...what's that called?

 

[Justintime]

i'd rather be with 69 hoes, they're much easier to lay

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

You mean this isn't hell?

 

[PT]

Not yet. From what I hear, it can get even worse.

 

[fury]

Hell for sure. I've done too much ogling and porno-watching (oops, did I say that? ) to be forgiven by even the almighty himself. Besides, the ladies are probably wilder in Hell.

 

[Spirit]

Well, I'm going to heaven, fury, so maybe there are some wild angels, uh?

 

[Justintime]

 

[Spirit]

aw Justintime... i luv you...

 

[Ardsgaine]

[country music]I didn't know God made honky-tonk angels...[/country music]

 

[Gonz]

Since there ain't no heaven & I lived in Phoenix for almost 22 years & it's hell, I had to pick purgatory.

I want to go to that place with the 69 virgins...what's that called?

Mustang ranch on opening night?

 

[fury]

Besides the obvious and reasons, I think I'd like to go to hell if only to see how it's cold as hell AND hot as hell at the same time.