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[Leslie]

that has to be "We are NOT amused!"

 

[HomeLAN]

Don't give a damn what your 0-60 time is, let's see you outrun THIS.

 

[unclehobart]

Put the toilet seat down, dearie.

 

[Inkara1]

Still don't like my 20-inch spinners, bitch?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

"Finally fed up with the liberal media's daily lambasting of her son, Barbara Bush called a press conference today..."

 

[MrBishop]

...more

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

"Q is not going to be pleased..."

 

[MrBishop]

"Finally fed up with the liberal media's daily lambasting of her son, Barbara Bush called a press conference today..."

psst...it's Queen Elizabeth

*Preparing for Prince Charles' Wedding reception*

 

[SexyBoo]

Yes I know I just destroyed your car, but I've got good news. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

 

[Inkara1]

Ever since people started switching to the Capital One No-Hassle Card, the Huns have been out of work. I've been attempting to train them for new jobs, like valet parking... but some are having a hard time adjusting.

 

[freako104]

I failed the parallel parking portion of the test.

 

[Mare]

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LOOK Daddy! You do this to Mommy!

 

[Mare]

... another one.

Teach her to fuck with my son!

 

[Mare]

...more

I knew i should have taken those damn PMS pills!

 

[freako104]

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Ron Jeremy at 4 years old.

 

[Mare]

 

[MrBishop]

De plane! De pain!

 

[MrBishop]

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"That's not a skidoo, son."

or

"So..if I bite right here, I go flying backwards in circles for how long?"

 

[HomeLAN]

The captain has ordered dawn takeoff drills for the LAST FUCKING TIME!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Benny never imagined that his childhood obsession with placing pennies on train tracks would ever lead to this...