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[Inkara1]

The Navy quickly learned what his girlfriends had known for years: he always shoots too early.

 

[Leslie]

Terror and panic today on a Navy ship off the German coast as a sneak attack of mutant Dachshunds caught the deck crew by suprise.

 

[Inkara1]

...Dachsunds driving Datsuns, might I add.

 

[Mare]

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

"Uh...Mr. President...sir...the term 'Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is just a figure of...oh, nevermind. At least we can see where his hands are this time."

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Why Walter Cronkite Stopped Sailing

 

[MrBishop]

"Thanks to a stiff breeze, we got ashore quickly"

 

[MrBishop]

"just keep waving and I won't be forced to use this thing"



"Aboard the SS Viagra"

 

[Mare]

I said: Back the F*** Off!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

"Before Medicaid provided me with this Little Rascal scooter, I could only cause traffic jams in my 1967 Rambler. Now I have the freedom and mobility to piss off the general public anytime I like! Thank you, Little Rascal scooter!"

 

[MrBishop]

Pace car provided by Mattel (tm)

 

[Mare]

 

[MrBishop]

"Had to skip lunch again today"

 

[freako104]

I said: Back the F*** Off!

Oh you wanna race bitch?



Everyone wondered why Tim, Mike, Lisa and Jen were late to the meeting when there was no traffic.

 

[freako104]

Having realised the sheep didnt give him the energy did the wolf decided to skip the appatizer

 

[MrBishop]

 

[Mare]

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Little Stephen thought it was bad enough when he caught mommy kissing Santa Claus. The real trauma came when little Stephen's daddy caught what else mommy was doing with the jolly old elf.

 

[MrBishop]

"Now who's going to give me MY FUCKIN' PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[freako104]

Little Billy learned the awful truth about Jolly OLD Saint Nick