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BeardofPants

New Member
Anyone else getting a serious sense of deja fucking vu? Oh, and while we're at it, pass a fork so I can stab my eyeballs out. *puke*
 

SouthernN'Proud

Southern Discomfort
paul_valaru said:
we want both in one package.

actually we want:

Someone who is our intellectual peer, so we can converse.

Someone who is nice when out.

Someone who is FREAKY NASTY when in.

Gah! You forgot the single most important thing!

She has to be able to make biscuits and gravy every morning.

Someone who is indepent enough to handle there own problems, but will still talk to us about them

*AHEM*

whipped

:whip:

*Revoking paul's man card. Hand it over!*
 

browneyedMAC

New Member
BeardofPants said:
Anyone else getting a serious sense of deja fucking vu? Oh, and while we're at it, pass a fork so I can stab my eyeballs out. *puke*


ok, now why do i feel like i'm the one missing something?? anyone care to fill the clueless girl in??
 

tonksy

New Member
BeardofPants said:
Anyone else getting a serious sense of deja fucking vu? Oh, and while we're at it, pass a fork so I can stab my eyeballs out. *puke*
Forks are no longer allowed for their violent potential.
*Hands BoP some chopsticks
 

Leslie

Communistrator
Staff member
chopsticks almost sound grosser in this context :sick:


paul_valaru said:
we want both in one package.

actually we want:

Someone who is our intellectual peer, so we can converse.

Someone who is nice when out.

Someone who is FREAKY NASTY when in.

Someone who is indepent enough to handle there own problems, but will still talk to us about them.

erm.

You coulda left the FREAKY NASTY (in caps no less) part out :p
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
tonksy said:
Italians are classified as caucasian, Nixy. Your friend was either joking or misinformed.

I thought caucasians were......white :confuse3:

paul_valaru said:
we want both in one package.

actually we want:

Someone who is our intellectual peer, so we can converse.

Someone who is nice when out.

Someone who is FREAKY NASTY when in.

Someone who is indepent enough to handle there own problems, but will still talk to us about them.

Damn right.
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
Am I?

I thought I was red when sunburnt, brown when tanned, pink when is cold and yellow when I'm hungry. :shrug:
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
I was trying to imply yellow as in you are terribly sick :lol:

*runs from offended yellow people
 

Nixy

Elimi-nistrator
Staff member
Lemme address all the things I want to say...

Tonks: I don't think he meant so much in terms of being caucasian but more so in terms of most Italians SO not being "white" (as in white trash)

SnP: If memory serves Paul has already lost his man card on MANY occasions

Les: I already knew you were "freaky nasty" so I'm sure many others did too...HOW I knew I'm not quite sure...but it's just one of those things that I kinda always knew...
 

tonksy

New Member
I knew she was freaky nasty way back when she made mention about answering my personal ad for ethnic leatherclad fist fuckers.
 

paul_valaru

100% Pure Canadian Beef
If you want my mancard, you have to come take it from my cold dead fingers, up here in canada, where you can't be armed

biscuits and gravy sounds gross, so it is not a pre-requisit in Canada.

Freaky Nasty deserves quotes.
 
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