Annual BBQ - unofficial OTC roundup

[AlphaTroll]

If I make it I sure as hell won't mind where I sleep, as long as you don't leave me all alone in the middle of some weird ass kumbaya singing church group.

 

[Professur]

*scratched group singalong off agenda*

Alright, to summarize. Anyone showing up, and not smelling too bad after the trip, will have pickups from whatever terminal you arrive at, and a place to sleep.

*edit* anyone driving can and will, upon request, be met and guided in at a suitably unscary distance from traffic.

 

[PT]

Ok, can I have a window seat in the car?

 

[Professur]

Ok, can I have a window seat in the car?

I've a roofrack. You're all set.

 

[Mirlyn]

Ok, can I have a window seat in the car?

shotgun!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Prof - rent a bus

 

[MrBishop]

Prof and I are both Daddies...read the rule-book...We own busses (Alright, they're minivans, but semantics)

 

[AlphaTroll]

Flippet - I read that as you are both dandies..... couldn't figure out what the hell that had to do with anything and then you throw in busses....kinda figured you were on about Priscilla Queen of the Desert

 

[PT]

Prof and I are both Daddies...read the rule-book...We own busses (Alright, they're minivans, but semantics)

Huh-uh, some of us Daddies own Suburbans.

 

[MrBishop]

Flippet - I read that as you are both dandies..... couldn't figure out what the hell that had to do with anything and then you throw in busses....kinda figured you were on about Priscilla Queen of the Desert

If we were dandies, we'd still have the minivans, but they'd have no windows, a mattress tossed in the back and be called "Fuck-trucks"

Also...a bumper sticker saying either
"Think that I drive like a cocksucker? Let me prove you right!"
or
"Thanks for tailgating but if you're gonna get that close to my ass, at least give me a reach-around"

 

[MrBishop]

Huh-uh, some of us Daddies own Suburbans.

I WISH...can't afford one though

 

[PT]

I WISH...can't afford one though

Twas really more necessity that being able to afford it. Try packing two adults, 4 adult size children and 2 children in a minivan. The shocks just scream once and give up.

 

[AlphaTroll]

If we were dandies, we'd still have the minivans, but they'd have no windows, a mattress tossed in the back and be called "Fuck-trucks"

Also...a bumper sticker saying either
"Think that I drive like a cocksucker? Let me prove you right!"
or
"Thanks for tailgating but if you're gonna get that close to my ass, at least give me a reach-around"

My mate has a blue love wagon - old beat up VW minibus....we call it 'Wolkie" (Cloud)

Anyway, point is, what's a reach-around?

 

[HomeLAN]

Huh-uh, some of us Daddies own Suburbans.

And some of us own station wagons. No way in hell will I own a minivan unless I'm dragged there, kicking and screaming. And my wife dislikes SUV's.

 

[tonksy]

My mate has a blue love wagon - old beat up VW minibus....we call it 'Wolkie" (Cloud)

Anyway, point is, what's a reach-around?

now let's think about this...if you were standing behind a man and reached around...what might you find? can we just use our imaginations for the rest or shall i be blunt?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Ah bloody hell, I wasn't thinking in terms of that.....thought it meant something completely different.

 

[Leslie]

I can handle at least 6 extra warm bodies. It some are willing to tent out, make it an even dozen. No, I'm not kidding.

I'll tent out, if it's truly summer, and if the back door is unlocked at night

one tick bite on the ass is enough for a lifetime.

 

[PT]

one tick bite on the ass is enough for a lifetime.

Who you calling Tick?

 

[A.B.Normal]

SPOON!!!

 

[Leslie]

*thinking I should've said in a female only tent