Forced Volenteering!

Discussion in 'The Real World' started by paul_valaru, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    SnP believes that if he walks into a retail outlet and an employee lays a hand on him, said employee will draw back a bloody stump.

    SnP likewise believes that if he enters a retail outlet and observes the employees engaged in a group hug, he will post haste exit said outlet and spend his money in a differing locale where the paid staff isn't quite so freaky.

    Because, you see, SnP believes it's his money. Well, what the wunnerful fedral gubmint lets him KEEP is his money. And the last time SnP checked his calendar, the election is still a ways off, meaning that Klinton/Obamalama have yet to ascend to the throne of all powerfulness and in doing so robbed SnP of what few pennies he has left so the dope dealers can afford another pair of Nikes. Thus, SnP will decide where SnP's money will be spent, and which public displays of fuggin quackery will not be tolerated. Like grown people hangin all over one another in the name of lower prices. And stuff.

    SnP further believes that anyone who has problem number one with any of the above can get themselves a quarter mile running head start and kiss each and every square inch of his rosy red asshole, with feeeeeling.

    You may now return to putting toilet bowl cleaner on shelves.
  2. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    see i don't get creeped out, I get...angry, I hate walmart, well I hate the crowds, the people stopping, with their cart, in the middle of the aisle without having any consideration for anyone else in the store, I hate trying to bu something and finding some asshole opened the box already....

    I hate people in general.

    and I hate unsolicited hugs, I better REALLY know you before you invade my personal space.
  3. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    Like I need psychoanalysis from somebody who sells toilet paper for a living...
  4. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    seriously dude, I know you don't like the guy, I am not overly fond of him myself, but why knock the job or employer all the time, plenty of good people work at Walmart, and other retail industries that may not seem glamourous, but it's job, if people take pride in what they do, and pay their rent and taxes, and don't live off the government tit, why mock the job.

    Inky's girl, my mom, good honest people sell toilet paper stock shelves and done whatever else you have put down to demean Jim.
  5. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    The level of personal attacks in here needs to go, also.

    Don't like Wally World. Don't go there. It is, however, a legitimate business with real employees. Their job is no less real that a state employees.
  6. Nixy

    Nixy Elimi-nistrator Staff Member

    OMG this guy stopped in front of my RIGHT at the automatic door exiting Walmart the other day...and they have those little side bars to make sure the doors only open so far so I was TRAPPED! Finally he started moving (like it was a second but still annoying) then we get into the space between the two doors and he kept stopping for a ever so slight pause with like every step. I quickly dodged around him and was like "What the fuck?!". Some people are so stupid.
  7. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    I just find it ironic that I'm being psychoanalyzed by a WallyWorlder.

    Yeah, it's an honest job. And if no one has bothered to notice, I have never hesitated to poke fun at my own job. Hell, I work for the gubmint, and anybody who can read knows how I feel about the gubmint. If that level of frankness escapes anyone, then I fail to see how it's my fault. I also moonlight, and admittedly chose something that required zero brain power, zero stress, something that monkeys could be trained to do. That job likewise has been made fun of on here. To date, my panties remain bunchless.

    Maybe my skin's too thick. Or maybe...
  8. jimpeel

    jimpeel Well-Known Member

    Interesting that no matter how many times it is repeated to you that you simply cannot grasp reality.

    I have to have stated to you, and I mean you specifically, at least five times that there are no hugs of customers, only co-workers.

    I have to have stated to you, and I mean you specifically, at least five times that there are no group hugs at all.

    Yet you persist with the myth and ignore the reality. I guess the voices in your head are winning because you surely aren't listening to me.
  9. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    or he's screwing with you ;)
  10. jimpeel

    jimpeel Well-Known Member

    Yeah, perhaps, but it doesn't comport well.
  11. Gato_Solo

    Gato_Solo Out-freaking-standing OTC member

    Anywho...I believe that anyone seeking any federal elected position should have at least 4 years in the military. Call it a prerequisite for the job. Same for the right to vote. If you won't fight for your rights, why have them?
  12. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    Nah, I'm an idiot.
  13. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    Speaking of community service...


    Gone country? THAT I gotta hear.
  14. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    Say what?
  15. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    Heinlein's version of citizenship from starship troopers?

    works for me. less politicians would be for war if they knew the hell it was.
  16. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    Stopping slavery, communism, naziism, fascism, etc is a bad thing?

    I don't know anybody who is "for war". I know lots of people who understand the principle of standing up for what is right.
  17. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    There are right reasons for fighting a war, and there are wrong ones.
  18. SouthernN'Proud

    SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort

    There was a war fought to stop slavery? News to me.
  19. Inkara1

    Inkara1 Well-Known Member

    Not that I'm a big McCain fan or anything... but he was and is for the Iraq war... and that's after spending a lot of time as a POW in Vietnam.
  20. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    He is supporting a current war, if he was president at the time, would you be in this war at all? and would it have been managed the same way, sending hummers without armour, troops without proper armour?

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