Here I am *cough*

PT

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It's a blowjob, but she humms. If you can talk a girl into it, it's pretty cool. :hairbang:

You know, kind of a Whistle while you work thing, but different.
 

Nixy

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PuterTutor said:
It's a blowjob, but she humms. If you can talk a girl into it, it's pretty cool. :hairbang:

You know, kind of a Whistle while you work thing, but different.

I am SO trying THAT first chance i get!!!!
 
A "hummer" can be performed on both the male and female genitalia. In essence, while performing oral sex on your partner, you, well, you hum -- either a song or simply enough, you just hum. This produces a light, constant vibration that is believed to enhance the oral sex experience. Hope that helps
 

PT

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It's not that I thought you were a whore, just an expert in certain fields. Yeah. :retard:
 

PT

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Justintime said:
A "hummer" can be performed on both the male and female genitalia. In essence, while performing oral sex on your partner, you, well, you hum -- either a song or simply enough, you just hum. This produces a light, constant vibration that is believed to enhance the oral sex experience. Hope that helps

That's very true, my wife enjoys them as much as me. :headbang:
 

PT

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So I guess you guys already know what the alphabet song is, huh?


(hint: It doesn't really involve singing )
 

Nixy

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Nope, not an expert. Just not tight either. (No, I am NOT refering to physically tight, I am using it to mean uptight)
 

Professur

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Hey. If you're an old perv, why aren't you attending the meetings?

I'll bet you're shirking your dues too, aren't ya?
 

PT

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Professur said:
Hey. If you're an old perv, why aren't you attending the meetings?

I'll bet you're shirking your dues too, aren't ya?

I pay my dues monthly, when I pay for my internet access. ;)

There are meetings? Do we exchange urls?
 
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