I know Simplyred!

[simplyred]

Hey I can kick the toothfairy's ASS

Don't fuck with the tooth fairy man...I hear she can be a bad bitch when she wants to!

 

[BeardofPants]

Yeah, I'd be real worried ... last time I checked, she wasn't shy about usin' the pliers

 

[AlphaTroll]

Ye know, the thought of Paul in a thong & tutu, with hairy arse hanging out, somehow scares me more than any horror story I've ever heard about the tooth fairy.

 

[BeardofPants]

Was it a Terry Pratchet novel that had a hairy bloke in a tutu, wand, and pliers as the tooth fairy? Nice combo of the two evils, anyhoo....

 

[AlphaTroll]

Not sure (where's Oz when you need him???) - but if ever we have a big OTC get together it will have to be a fancy dress...Paul's outfit is now sorted.

 

[paul_valaru]

Just to make you more comfortable, my back is NOT hairy.

I have people who check that for me.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Your arse is not your back freakazoid

 

[paul_valaru]

Your arse is not your back freakazoid

my arse is not open for discussion.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hopefully it's not open for anything

(Well...in a manner of speaking that is)

 

[paul_valaru]

Hopefully it's not open for anything

(Well...in a manner of speaking that is)

how the hell do I get myself into these situations????

I need a day job so I can sleep again.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I supose that's your excuse and you're sticking to it???

 

[alex]

Paul, you walked right into that one

 

[AlphaTroll]

"Eyes wide shut"

 

[tonksy]

Was it a Terry Pratchet novel that had a hairy bloke in a tutu, wand, and pliers as the tooth fairy? Nice combo of the two evils, anyhoo....

Drop Dead Fred!

 

[Nixy]

Hopefully it's not open for anything

(Well...in a manner of speaking that is)

haha I left right after "My arse is not open for discussion" and I was thinking this all while I was out in the kitchen...then I came back and you'd already said it

 

[Professur]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.



All the way to then end with a straight face. Damn I'm good.

 

[AlphaTroll]

*nevermind*

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.



All the way to then end with a straight face. Damn I'm good.

You sir are a god among men

 

[Leslie]

 

[Slim Pickens]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.



All the way to then end with a straight face. Damn I'm good.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Professur again