I'm putting this here as a health article *weak stomachs avoid*

Leslie

Communistrator
Staff member
finger owies hurt baaaaaaaaaaaad :(

I think it's gonna hurt for awhile too, a couple weeks at least :sick:
 

unclehobart

New Member
Now that im taking a basket of anti imflam pills... its feeling loads better. It just needed the swell backed of a hair so it could get good bloodflow. It should be to rights in about 10 days I should guess.
 

Squiggy

ThunderDick
Now comes the 'catch 22'. Trying not to reopen it on flexion but still managing to excercise it enough to keep it from stiffening...
 

Altron

Well-Known Member
Remember not to lift any more weights wit it until it feels better.

<evil doctor>If it still hurts after a few months, we may need to amputate...</evil doctor>
 

unclehobart

New Member
Yes.. its not broken. Its just that the brunt of the impact was dead on the joint of the middle finger. That flex joint is just locked down with swelling and sheer bruising... a lovely little combo for stiffness and pain.
 

Vortex

New Member
*Vortex curls into fetal position, resting her head on her knees*
Poofie yukey owey poopoo!

Sounds not only stiff and painful but gross!!

:sick2:

*curls up tighter*
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Hey, unc. Have you seen those knuckle bandages? They work fairly well on cuts such as yours, but they're kind of hard to find. They look like this...

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unclehobart

New Member
I went for a classic band aid over the knuckle flexing one because it would help to keep the joint locked into a straight line. Flexing it just isnt on the menu for a few.
 

Q

New Member
Those knuckle bandages don't really flex, they just cover and stay on a knuckle better than the straight kind.
 

unclehobart

New Member
The swelling is subsiding, no sign of infection, knitting up nicely, no real pain to speak of. I can even bend it over halfway now. I figure this thing will be a memory in less than 10 days.
 

PT

Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite
That's good news, looked pretty nasty to begin with. You're lucky it didn't damage the joint more.
 

unclehobart

New Member
Indeed... I need to make it bigger... and jagged. Makes for a good icebreaker at parties. Remember the scar game in Jaws?
 

PT

Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite
I used to have a 'no fear' shirt that said "Scars are trophies for the intense" Methinks my wife must have thrown that one away while I wasn't looking, It's been AWOL for a while now.
 

Leslie

Communistrator
Staff member
just a memory in 10 days...

it sounds like this wound has traumatized me more than it did unc :sick:
 
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