My bar tab is $710

[markjs]

OK I confess I am a gay prostitute on myspace specializing in asians....(they don't hurt as bad)

OR

I am a cross dressing bouncer at a stripclub who drinks incessantly at work, and drives home, and spends all my paycheck as a customer at my work in my free time.

Aww shit I can't remember but it's something like one of those!

(All that alcoholic blackout drinking I do don't ya know!)

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

$415! im surprised. i'm sort of a prude in many areas of life, so when i do these kinds of things on myspace i usually score pretty low. i scored higher than some people!

 

[BeardofPants]

$795

 

[markjs]

BoP is looking more and more attractive to markjs....

Wait I am not even drinking!

[selftalk]Ok Mark, just shake it off....Remember what bad girls do to you![/selftalk]

 

[Gonz]

What? Kick yer ass & leave you bleeding in the streets?




































j/k

 

[markjs]

Methinks Gonz needs a sense of humor transplant....

 

[unclehobart]

A really freaky bartab would be in just scoring up the last 24 hours only.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Dayum, SnP... What in the hell were you doing? ... or whom were you doing, I should say?

You must've been banging a whole asian geratric ward in the street, videotaping it, paying them, and met them all on MySpace.

There was no myspace when I was in college...

 

[Altron]

$105.

 

[OldHippie]

A paltry $375

 

[catocom]

Ever drive drunk -- $20

nope, try $38,000+

being crippled....Priceless.

 

[markjs]

A paltry $375

[sarcastic joke]And he calls himself a hippie![/sarcastic joke]

Jesus where's my attorney, maybe I should get him to write me a discalimer?!?

 

[OldHippie]

Did I forget to mention I'm an OldAmishHippie??????????

 

[Gonz]

Did I forget to mention I'm an OldAmishHippie??????????

It wouldn't matter. There were no questions about doing your horse.

 

[markjs]

$105.

You are yet young there is still time....

Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

It wouldn't matter. There were no questions about doing your horse.

Young Guns...a classic!

 

[Inkara1]

$300... not drinking prevents a lot of the things on that list.

 

[markjs]

How'd you get up to $300 without chemical help?

On each life a little REIGN must fall!

 

[Inkara1]

Little things... had sex with someone on myspace, etc. (didn't meet any of them through myspace, but met through other means and they happened to also have myspace accounts). Little things here and there add up... but no pot, no acid, no driving drunk, no not knowing who I was waking up next to from being too drunk, no getting drunk and passing out, no workplace intoxication, etc.

 

[Aunty Em]

$650

I didn't add the ones that I only partly did, like getting drunk and passing out 'cos I always remember what I did... although between you and me I always used to say that I didn't... and being involved in an orgy or two isn't on there... oh the wild things we did when we were young... if I ever become famous I'm going to have to buy a few people off... LOL