My bar tab is $710

[JJR512]

$400...

Since the issue of chemical/substance/liquid assistance has come up, I'd like to add that mine was without any help whatsoever. Not that I avoid alcohol (although I have a 100% lifetime record of avoiding illegal substances), but it didn't contribute to anything in my $400. Just for the record.

 

[spike]

$685ish.

There's a couple weird ones like "Said you love someone but didn't mean it" where I think I most likely did but can't remember a specific instance so I didn't count it.

 

[POStech]

If I went to work still high from the night before does that count as showing up to work drunk? If so my tab is $495, if not $445.
Good thing it's not $5 for everytime one has jerked off, or my tab would be really high.

 

[Kruz]

If I went to work still high from the night before does that count as showing up to work drunk? If so my tab is $495, if not $445.
Good thing it's not $5 for everytime one has jerked off, or my tab would be really high.

Fists of Fury huh?

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

Karen Carpenter would still be alive if she took her skinny ass to McDonalds & had a few 550 calorie BigMacs. Nasty skinny wench. Maybe she & Mama Cass should have shared diet tips.

"if mama cass had just given karen carpenter that ham sandwich, they both would have lived"

 

[Gonz]

"if mama cass had just given karen carpenter that ham sandwich, they both would have lived"

 

[MrBishop]

$500 even

 

[Professur]

$5 for everytime one has jerked off

$500 even

Busy night, sailor?

 

[MrBishop]

Oh...for EVERY time?

Damn...where'd that damn calculator go...I was just counting once

 

[Nixy]

$330

$460

 

[Luis G]

$360

$595

 

[Professur]

Still at 710.

 

[valkyrie]

$840
Ummmm... you don't add up EACH TIME you did something right? Just add it up one time if you have ever done that thing. Yes?

 

[Professur]

Yes

 

[Inkara1]

Yeah, otherwise prof would be so deep in debt from the masturbation one alone that he'd have to win the Powerball Lottery just to make a dent in it.

 

[valkyrie]

Ok... then just $840.
*phew*

 

[Professur]

Yeah, otherwise prof would be so deep in debt from the masturbation one alone that he'd have to win the Powerball Lottery just to make a dent in it.

At least I wouldn't be looking for federal bailout money like some folks here.

 

[pc_builder]

$315

And I wish I had done some of the other things on the list.

 

[valkyrie]

$315

And I wish I had done some of the other things on the list.

Now THAT is funny!

 

[fury]

$85