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[tonksy]

Pulsating balls? I'll have to take your word for it since my vantage point is rather poor to see it.

i think it's more of a feel...

 

[Camelyn]

I can always tell when it's "coming".

There's this weird pulsating balls thing...I've just always known.

Yeah, and the toe curls, and the clenchy fists, and the tummy muscle shudders.
But there were few times that it took me completely by surprise...took them by surprise too, methinks. Anti-climactic, if you'll pardon the pun. I kinda just had to stop in mid performance thinking " well, guess that's just about that then"

 

[unclehobart]

indeed... I truly must be distracted.

 

[unclehobart]

Dare I ask about taste and the subtle effects of diet?

 

[Leslie]

if you don't mind me hurling all over you, go ahead

 

[Camelyn]

Dare I ask about taste and the subtle effects of diet?

I have never had the inclination to roll the stuff about on my pallet to offer any sort of gustatory critic.

 

[Leslie]

I have never had the inclination to roll the stuff about on my pallet to offer any sort of gustatory critic.

ok ewwwwwwwww lol

I'm thinking...imagine gargling warmed to almost liquid vaseline which has been salted beyond recognition.

 

[tonksy]

what cam said....it's like swallowing alot of warm, salty post nasal drip.

 

[Camelyn]

I'm thinking...imagine gargling warmed to almost liquid vaseline which has been salted beyond recognition.

I'm thinking that sounds about right. I don't care *what* you eat, I'm not volunteering for a taste test.

 

[unclehobart]

As a gentlemenly act, would you prefer to be warned or just let the heat of the moment take its course?

 

[Camelyn]

As a gentlemenly act, would you prefer to be warned or just let the heat of the moment take its course?

Forget gentlemanly. I kinda... ok, I *really* dig it when the guy moans/pants/groans "Oh God! I gonna..." Makes you work harder

 

[Professur]

what cam said....it's like swallowing alot of warm, salty post nasal drip.

So you're saying it tastes like snot?

Unc, I don't think it's so much that guys don't warn off, but that the ladies don't hear us since we're holding onto their ears.

 

[unclehobart]

So very true.

 

[Rose]

So you're saying it tastes like snot?

warmed ... but it's a close description anyway. High in protein, low in fat, though!

 

[Leslie]

snotlike, but saltier...slightly gummier than postnasal drip.

*retching as I type*

 

[Shadowfax]

So very true.

i don't wanna know

 

[unclehobart]

That was in regards to ear grabbin' ... not commenting upon the saltiness. I may be open minded... but not THAT open minded.

 

[Professur]

I have to admin, Unc. That thought crossed my mind too. You had me worried for a minute.

 

[unclehobart]

Ergo my clarification. I don't profess to be a switch hitter.

 

[Starya]

This thread was utterly disgusting, yet somewhat amusing.