flavio
Banned
Bah the other one was just a ruse but it got me all excited. We need a real good official Canada bashing thread and here it is.
I'll start off with BEER STORES.
One fatefull night I was in Canada for my first time in Hamilton. After a long drive my buddies and I were looking forward to a little relaxation at the hotel and stopped at a little store in search of beer. After an extensive search we came up with nothing.
Timidly I walked up to the counter and asked "if I may impose for a moment could you direct me towards any beer-type libations?"
The clerk, her visage twisted into a demonesque putrid visage shrieked out in a bloody heckling shreik "There's no beer here, you have to go to the Beer Store and they're closed by now".
Empty handed and without the proper funds for a night at the bar we left to quiver in the darkness alert for demons for the rest of the night.
I'll start off with BEER STORES.
One fatefull night I was in Canada for my first time in Hamilton. After a long drive my buddies and I were looking forward to a little relaxation at the hotel and stopped at a little store in search of beer. After an extensive search we came up with nothing.
Timidly I walked up to the counter and asked "if I may impose for a moment could you direct me towards any beer-type libations?"
The clerk, her visage twisted into a demonesque putrid visage shrieked out in a bloody heckling shreik "There's no beer here, you have to go to the Beer Store and they're closed by now".
Empty handed and without the proper funds for a night at the bar we left to quiver in the darkness alert for demons for the rest of the night.
