Slim *chortle*!!!!

[BeardofPants]

Ranch? I thought that was only for having sex with?

 

[Nixy]

Ranch? I thought that was only for having sex with?

You use Ranch dressing during sex? KINKY!

 

[Inkara1]

I'd recommend Reddi-whip for sex instead. Ranch is mayo-based and thus leaves behind a bit of a film.

 

[Nixy]

I'd recommend Reddi-whip for sex instead. Ranch is mayo-based and thus leaves behind a bit of a film.

And as weird as it sounds whipped cream doesn't seem quite so kinky

 

[tonksy]

And as weird as it sounds whipped cream doesn't seem quite so kinky

What about green goddess salad dressing? Does that should kinky enough for you?

 

[Inkara1]

And as weird as it sounds whipped cream doesn't seem quite so kinky

Do you actually want that oily film left behind?

 

[Nixy]

Do you actually want that oily film left behind?

No...I don't think ranch dressing is a good idea...not a little bit...but I DO think Ranch dressing is kinker than whipped cream...does one need to get kinker than whipped cream? Prolly not...

 

[Slim Pickens]

What about green goddess salad dressing? Does that should kinky enough for you?

GOO

 

[Nixy]

What about green goddess salad dressing? Does that should kinky enough for you?

I don't even wanna know!

 

[BeardofPants]

Well, it's either the ranch, or the chocolate sauce that the BF's dear sweet religious gramma bought him for xmas (and that doesn't even bear thinking about).

 

[Inkara1]

At least chocolate sauce licks clean away.

 

[tonksy]

GOO

Hey man, there's a fine line between kinky and goo......you know what? There is something inherently wrong with that sentence if you don't know that "Goo" is what I say when something is nasty.

 

[nalani]

Due to prior experience, I avoid pizza at all costs

Heathen AUP breaker ... 40 lashes!!!!!

 

[BeardofPants]

You don't like good ol' dirty fun?

 

[Kruz]

Welcome aboard..

 

[chcr]

Not everyone got laid

I can get you laid. Wait, how particular are you?

 

[Slim Pickens]

Thanks, Kruz

*passes Kruz a frosty mug of Turbodog*

 

[Nixy]

And here, in your very own Welcome thread you can see a prime example of what happens to threads around these here parts...

 

[Luis G]

Welcome man

 

[paul_valaru]

where is my beer?


oh, and welcome