TANJ

[Professur]

Why is the rest of the world getting pictures of Tonks' rack,while we do without? T'ain't right, I tell ya.

BTW, Tonks, are you selling off all Rob's clothes so that he'll have to stay at home? You've duct taped him to the bed, starkers, haven't you?

 

[tonksy]

How did I know this was gonna happen?
The jacket isn't Rob's but your idea has merit. I ended up modeling the jacket because every other way we tried to photo it was unsuccessful, too slippery to place on a chair and holding it up showed just a formless red mass.
Nice retro jacket, though...if anyone is interested.

 

[Professur]

How did I know this was gonna happen?
The jacket isn't Rob's but your idea has merit. I ended up modeling the jacket because every other way we tried to photo it was unsuccessful, too slippery to place on a chair and holding it up showed just a formless red mass.
Nice retro jacket, though...if anyone is interested.

Last worn by a hottie. Not washed since, still smells like her. Bidding starts at $100.

 

[tonksy]

Last worn by a hottie. Not washed since, still smells like her. Bidding starts at $100.

I should let you write my item descriptions!

 

[Gato_Solo]

Umm...That's no 'tanj'-worthy picture...I mean...gosh-darnit...It's so nice I can't curse.

 

[Professur]

If you change to selling used bras and panties, I might just take you up on that.

 

[tonksy]

I'll keep that in mind, prof........btw, I'm kinda afraid to ask...but...what's TANJ?

 

[Professur]

There Ain't No Justice.

 

[tonksy]

There Ain't No Justice.

Well that's a relief. I thought it might mean tits and nice jacket.

 

[Professur]

I like the way you think.

 

[Professur]

Do they still make Tab?

 

[tonksy]

I think so....incidently the auction on that shirt ended today but a woman who was watching it missed it because she had dial-up and asked me to put it up again. So I put it up on a 3 day auction...you'll notice she hasn't bid yet.

 

[Professur]

If you'd been wearing that, you'd have probably had a dozen bids by now. Maybe more if Rob had put it on.

 

[Inkara1]

I may want to consider that Dolphins glass for Christina's birthday in February.

 

[unclehobart]

If you'd been wearing that, you'd have probably had a dozen bids by now. Maybe more if Rob had put it on.

I've gained too much weight to make it possible for me to wear it.

What was your old sig, Prof? 'Gnaw your liver in envy'?

SHES MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Professur]

Don't tell me I'm gonna have to come back down there and drag your ass up and down that mountain again. What happened to that low-carb diet of yours?

 

[unclehobart]

Pussy aint low carb.

 

[Professur]

Yeah, but the weight you gain from eating is supposed to be perfectly balanced by the increasing lightness of your wallet.

 

[Inkara1]

I've gained too much weight to make it possible for me to wear it.

What was your old sig, Prof? 'Gnaw your liver in envy'?

SHES MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA

That was Chewie's sig. Prof had one that said, "I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was 'Always.'" Chewie's read, "I married Miss Right. Period. All other men can just gnaw their livers in envy."

 

[Professur]

Yet another friend lost to the mists of time.