This'll make you afraid to boil water.

Discussion in 'Lunatic Lounge' started by fury, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. fury

    fury Administrator Staff Member

    I was boiling some water to make some ramen noodles... and this fly just hovers over the pan for a fraction of a second and suddenly makes a nosedive into the water... It exploded on contact and 4 cups of water went down the drain.
     
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  2. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Bummer, don't like boiled fly huh?
     
  3. HeXp£Øi±

    HeXp£Øi± New Member

    What? Ramen needs a little extra protein anyway.
     
  4. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    protein!


    I'd have left hm in. :shrug:
     
  5. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member


    bah....beat me to it....;)
     
  6. HeXp£Øi±

    HeXp£Øi± New Member

  7. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Me too, especially if he exploded, it would just be like chunks of pepper in the Ramen. If that grosses you out, the put some pepper in it, that way you won't know what is pepper and what is protein. :wink2:
     
  8. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    I like the way you think....:wink2:
     
  9. fury

    fury Administrator Staff Member

    :rofl4: You guys are more nuts than I thought. That fly's been hanging around here for like a week, I have no idea where it's been... It could've had a feast in my cat's litterbox for all I know... Rather safe than sorry. :beerbang:
     
  10. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I suppose so. Never know where that fly's been...
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  11. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Hmmmm. So you never ate a bug? Guess it doesn't get as boring in Indiana as it does in Iowa.
     
  12. SexyBoo

    SexyBoo Well-Known Member

    :rofl2:
     
  13. HeXp£Øi±

    HeXp£Øi± New Member


    It's ok they're clean animals. I know. I've watched them vomit stomach acid on their food before they eat it to make sure it's sanitary, that includes kitty litter.
     
  14. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    :rofl: :devious:
     
  15. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    I ate fried crickets

    they are actually a good snack food

    (they sell them at the insecterium)
     
  16. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    A friend made fried grasshoppers for the scouts at camp. They were a success. Tasted like burnt sugar.
     
  17. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    a frog got into my bathtub one day, scared the hell out of me couldn't see him for the bubbles. i'm all trying to get him out of the tub and nearly break my neck.
     
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  18. Mirlyn

    Mirlyn Well-Known Member

    One of those kinds that float? I hated those toys when I was a kid.
     
  19. AnomalousEntity

    AnomalousEntity New Member

    Eh.

    The acids in your stomach can pretty much dissolve anything.

    Heck, a regular coke can dissolve a human tooth or a nail, so I reckon a little fly action is ok.

    What you have to worry about is one of the few contaminants that can survive in the human stomach commonly referred to as "food poision".

    It isnt the fly that bothers me, its what might be on the fly.

    Still, if the damm water were boiling hot it would literally have about a snowballs chance in hell of making you sick, so yea I would have ate the noodles.

    But then again, who of us fishermen hasnt set there with fish and dead worm all over our hands while chomping down on a sandwich and a can of beanie wenies?
     
  20. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    no the real thing. silly goose.
     

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